Funny near miss!

[ashwell-09]

Me and my mate were riding along the a39 tonight (8ish), going about 45-50ish. i was leading and then suddenly out of nowhere along comes a goat running straight in front of me, i just missed it but my friend managed to hit it straight in the head with his boot, unfortunately the goat did not die, the woman trying to get it in (who did infact let it run out) was smashed.

Just thought i'd share it as it quite funny
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[ashwell-09]

you must have alot of spare time to fanny about with stuff like that
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Poor goat

Oh, and:
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Did teh woman dies?
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