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PostPosted: 01:30 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Handy if at a Farmers market. They never have enough carrier bags.
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PostPosted: 10:06 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
They're courgettes.
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Re: Cucumber pussy. (NS) Reply with quote
warped one wrote:

Would you really want to dig this afterwards?


I think you would need to bring a few friends along
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
If she'd sneezed with that lot in she'd have killed someone or put a window out with anti-personal courgettes !.
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just thought, what the fuck were you looking for when you found that ?. Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I knew i should not have clicked this https://www.ftn2day.nl/images/icon_eek.gif
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 05 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I remember a survey being done recently about ladies preferred girth size with examples such as bananas and (just the one) courgette.

I'm guessing she was in the 2% that responded 'marrow'.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 06 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
Ed Case wrote:
Just thought, what the fuck were you looking for when you found that ?. Shocked


Now that would be telling, but kinkiness is what I love.

Didn't you manage to splurge to it?


No.

As my cock is marginally smaller than four courgettes I felt slightly inadequate.

C'mon Warped, spill Laughing (not in that way)
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 07 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
she wasn't gonna give up till she shoved that 4th one up her cooter was she...
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 07 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Slacker24seven wrote:
I remember a survey being done recently about ladies preferred girth size with examples such as bananas and (just the one) courgette.

I'm guessing she was in the 2% that responded 'marrow'.


Rule 34 of the internet....
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PostPosted: 01:25 - 07 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
radicalry00 wrote:
They're courgettes.



+1.



I got a little annoyed that I'd been misled into believing they were cucumbers when they're clearly not. Thinking
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