Do women fart out loud when alone.

[elgard]

At work chatting to a male caretaker i let out a good loud fart to which he replied "Good Arse" then proceded to let out a wet one and said"right back at you". And we had a good laugh about it as blokes do.
But later on a female member of staff was repulsed by our boyish behaviour.
When questioning her about farting she had to admit yes she farts but never made a big thing about it.
Even when asking her when she was alone did she ever lift her arse slightly and let rip she said no.
So we asked some more female members of staff whom we know we can have a laugh with, they all said no they don't go for it when alone.
i even pressed my wife for the truth but she denies it.
So the question is are there any female members on here will admit to farting out loud.
Surely it's not a bloke thing or is it?

[andyscooter]

wife farts like a good un in the morings after we have had a few beers and a curry
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[Hetzer]

I'll fart loudly in front of my brothers and kids (they've got wise to the "Pull my finger!" though) but never in front of my wife. Never heard her either.
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[tatfan]

I was working I n some public toilets a few years ago, fitting lock timers. This meant I was in ear shot of the toilets, for 2 days, and I can confirm, women do do it as loud, and sometimes even louder than men!

[Gazz]

[Hex]

The wife drops ones that I could only dream of!

I also know Annabell is more than capable of showing me up on the noise scale too.
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[Paulington]

The GF has a habit of 'giving it one' when I'm around or when she's playing games on the PC.
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[ian789]

Fart right next to someone and then say can you smell burning?

Gets people everytime

[N.C]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF4Wz4AIrUw

[warped one]

I can definately vouch that they do.

On Sunday afternoon me and the GF were messing around in bed when I farted, nice loud stinker, that came with some ring sting.
I had to share it so did whatever any decent man would do and rammed her head under my arse to let her chew on it.

Later on we were getting a bit naughty and she told me to go down on her. Just as I got close she shouted "FIRE" To which produced and even worse fart than mine, I very nearly chundered and promptly withdrew.

She just said 'O my that was a good one' (In Estonian accent)

Definitely on to a winner with this one
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[oldpink]

[Gazz]

My girlfriend NEVER does it !!!

Is she broken ?

[oldpink]

[D O G]

All three women in my family fart loudly, then blame it on each other.

I am, however, the fart fucking daddy in this household.

[oldpink]

[ajbsmirnoff]

My wife lets rip as noisily as she can, as long as there's only me present.

[Pete.]

Women must be made from titanium for their ability to hold in sneezes and farts.

I think I'll melt mine down for trick frame parts
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[pinkyfloyd]

Picture the scene if you will. Its morning and I'm just coming around after spending the first night with the new girlfriend and just before I open my eyes she lets rip with a bed sheet splitter.

"well," I said. "If you can do that so can I" and I let it out too!

Needless to say I now live with this girl.

Someone like that is a keeper
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[ZRX61]

Just search on YouTube for farting women.... endless examples..

[Flip]

Me and the missus fart in front of each other all the time. Really don't see the point in hiding it. It's free fun.

[carlosthejack...]

My missus quite happily lets rip with the force and volume of Krakatoa at full throttle with pyroclastic flow to match. We regularly have early morning farting contests and giggle ourselves awake. Some morning our bedroom positively stinks.

It's only for me though, she doesn't indulge at work or anywhere else unless it's very close friends!
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[colin1]

Not only can women fart, they can fanny fart too. One of the wierdest things known to man.
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[carlosthejack...]

I'm sure the ladies will get involved here, I seem to recall this very subject being discussed on here recently...
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[scorps]

as a lady, I would die of shame if I trumped in front of my colleagues at work, or in front of friends. My work colleagues take great delight in shoving their arses round my office door and letting rip and have begged me to fart in front of them. I am the only female at work.

I never farted in front of my ex husband which I believe was down to the fact that I never felt it was appropriate.

However I can have a good farting competition with my fella who it has to be said is sometimes jealous of my farting brilliance. he without exception roars with laughter when I do it and marks me out of ten.

I did once text a work colleague after id let rip a somewhat ripe and evil smelling gas cloud to tell him as I was so proud of it. He said it didnt count unless I did it at work.

So in a nutshell most women I presume can guff like a bison
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