FAO Warped

[The Artist]

Get your Estonian girlfriend to say "12 months" in Estonian

[warped one]

Cocks taste good?

Try (phenetc spelling)

Vaga seksikas (name) vaga viker seksikas pepu

Kaivitto box vitt

Bunobbier

Gallaluar
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Gazz]

We need pics of her or she isn't real; and you just made her up.

There is something in my head which tells me she will be hot (as I imagine all eastern European girls to be hot) - so get some pictures up, and in return I will show you some of my girlfriend (she is from Botswana).

[Gone]

Estonian is close to Finnish, so 'kaksitoista kuukauta'?

[warped one]

She said it is 12 something.

But sounds like cock toysta.

Hers a pic of her for you to pass you judgement on.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SlimRick]

She's way out of your league son.

[warped one]

No shit, she can count to potateo and i can only count to carrot. What a cow.

Ok here is what she sent me tonight in reply to fins post.

Whole text

Sada tuhat valget kassi tantsigu su poro ymber Saaremaa valssi. IT should explain if his Finnish or not... muhahahhaa

Me: What does that say?

Maria : It's a children's poem with added elements of Finnish culture. Like saaremaa is a popular island where fins go, a vodkabrand, and a legendary mid sum song. And some fins can't stand, that Estonian's call fins reindeer's. Which I put in fin not est. Also contains certain amount of white kittens, incase i missed the hidden meaning on his phrase.
Would 100,000 white kittens dance the waltz of the island around u reindeer.

You lot have as much of an idea as I do about what the meant.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Ariel Badger]

She sounds crazy...........
And fun.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[The999Kid]

[warped one]

That is true, but you lot arre not seeing the video of that.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[The999Kid]

on a random side note thats gotta be slightly painful... getting a gob job off a dyson cyclone cleaner.... you'd start circumcised and finish with a firemans hose...!
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[warped one]

Not had Dyson but Philips got a good BJ.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Gone]

[warped one]

Were off in November i think. She reccons it will be about -10 so should be agood laugh for making snowmen lol.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.