Fame monster

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

After many years of being ignored by the media I have had a good month.
Photo in the "Hill Climber" magazine ( admittedly after I had binned it into the straw bails).
Article in Cheval De Fer ( magazine of the Ariel Owners Club)'
Mentions and credits in John Bradshaw's book "Transmogrification".
Fictional person based on me in his other new book "A tall short story".
Half page photo of me in " The Classic Motorcycle" ( a magazine not worth cleaning your bum with IMHO).
I may have the Xfactor at last.
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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

Lets not forget your frequent hey look at me thread on BCF.

Usually good though. Glad the outside world is also enjoying your uniqueness.

The question is, who would you be without your facial hair ? A bit less colourful perhaps.
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bazza · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Karma :

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Fame is not what its cracked up to be.
Just wait till the News of the World gets wind of your penchant for sticking bits of ginger up your bum.
The paparazzi will never leave you alone after that.
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Nai · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Apr 2010 Karma :

You have the Daily Mail and its readers to contend with yet. Remember that kitten you rejected 12 years ago?....

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

HK
Was your voice not used on a TV news article at one time?
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Yes it was Smile

LOL

But I did not know they were recording me ...
And besides, only my boss knew it was me.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Years ago I once had the opportunity to go on Wife Swap, I even told them where I was working, the researchers thought it would be a proper hoot. They were well up for it, and so was my family.

But the ramifications of being "the bad family" - cos we DEFINITELY would have been that, LOL - and working in the industry I was at the time, not to mention my connection with the bloke who is now my current boyfriend (and his personal history) would just not have done any of us any favours. The press would have taken it and run with it and probably would have ruined all our lives and those of innocents around us.

Fortune is one thing.
Fame is quite another.
I know which one I'd rather have.
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Imagine how the "nice" Roman Catholic mother would have done slipping into your role Very Happy

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I am a nice Roman Catholic mother Laughing

(I just don't go to church, that's all)
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Anyway, courting fame - especially as a school teacher of Troubled Youth who likes to put ginger up his bum (or indeed that of anybody else) would just make it even more interesting to the News of the World Laughing

As a side issue, in the "putting spicy things up one's bum" department, and knowing your propensity for chillies ...

Question

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map · Mr Calendar Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Only in as much as I have a big mustache and am wearing tight leather.
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-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

Just seen a bio-documentary on Marc Bolan there, reminded me of this "fame monster" thread lol.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I missed Bess and Lemmy's one, but I blew Wifeswap out long before they went on it.

It just didn't happen cos I refused to do it.
Andy, Anita and Anita's boyfriend all wanted me to do it.

Even all the girls at work wanted me to do it, they were hoping to get on the telly themselves however briefly and "make a good impression to change people's opinions about working girls" ...

huh... yeah, right
It just doesn't work like that with the media.
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