I may as well blow the pink oboe

[Ariel Badger]

Why is it everyone assumes that I am gay?
Even my ex once accused me of having an affair with a man
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Carl_steveo]

Because even us straight men want to wear you as a cock sock.
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Current: Honda Nsr 125
Live: Sunderland
Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[Skudd]

[tvchimp]

I have a question:

- Are you possessed by a demon(of any particular type)? As this picture points out, you have to be possessed by a demon to be gay.
https://www.jewcy.com/files/images/gay_marriage_opponents-1-731273.jpg

Can you also do this test and tell the results please.
https://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gay_finger_length_myth.jpg



If you're not possessed by a demon nor have the 'gay finger length' then you sir are not gay, and the people who claim you are, simply are jealous of you.
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[Ariel Badger]

I have demons indeed, the pursuit of speed is nothing less and my fingers are of even length. I wonder why I never noticed I was gay before?
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[map]

It's the beard and the similarity to the biker guy in Village People!

Ariel
https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/VillagePeopleBiker.jpg

Village People Biker Guy
https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/thumb_007.jpg

HTH
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Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[The999Kid]

what they are demonstrating is called transference, they are implying that you are gay to satisfy their own urges towards you.. as you are a beacon of masculinity they wish they could be a part of your lives.. so they imply your gay so that they can justify their fantasies while making some hand shandy.
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[Jamie.]

I too thought you were a pillow biter from the 80's pic.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I have no idea Mr Badger.
When our eyes met over a steaming racebike zorst, i was almost overpowered by the smell of testosterone(could of been the smell of fear)

I was brought up surrounded by females, so talk of gussets and sore nipples was commonplace. I'm intouch with my feminine side, maybe you are to.

Pat(ricia)
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The Harry Turner Project

[Raffles]

Ring finger my arse. Since when has the ring finger been situated on the right hand?
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^any finger inserted in a ring is a ringfinger
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Ariel Badger]

[Ariel Badger]

[Ben.]

most girls think im gay as well. i do tend to say some pretty girly things, although i tend to do it on purpose as a joke, thing is, i've gotten so good at it no one can tell im joking. If you dont tell anyone your straight, girls will get changed in-front of you and you can tell them you think you may be straight and may like boobs. They may offer to let you have a squeeze (or more) so you can decide whether your straight or not.
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Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650

[The999Kid]

[Frost]

You're not gay, you're bike-curious.


...coat, door.

[Ariel Badger]

[Ariel Badger]

I would like to make a prediction.........

In two posts time a man who likes fisting will offer to suck jizz from my bum.
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[Jamie.]

[Fisty]

I'd feltch you, and I'm straight.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Ariel Badger]

[pa_broon74]

You're not a homo, you just aren't.

Its not about saying girly things or having a love of handbags, its more but at the same time less than that.

Your pics you put up from the 80's were a classic red herring, yes you looked a bit gay but no, you aren't.

I get it that gay is the new black on here though, soon many will be 'coming out' in order to underline there withitness (yes, I'm coining a new term, its my right as a big gayer to do so, we're trendy so can!)

Mr fisty offering to felch for example, no gay man would do that, its fucking filthy! Straight as a roman road!

That is all.


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Didn't catch anything.

[Raffles]

[Ariel Badger]

Icknield Street is my local Roman Rd and is as bent as Noel Coward.
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[pa_broon74]

Ok pedants.

Think of a thing you'd naturally think of when you think of the notion of being straight, then use it as an analogy.

Or something...


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Didn't catch anything.