Bad Translator

[Charlie]

https://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

Idea is that if you translate something using machine translator the meaning can quite easily be lost. Do it 56 times and you could get something strange back. My first attempt was crap, however on the second try:

[SpicyBlimp]

[Chalky.]

"How much would you charge to suck me off you slag"

Goes to...

"Luke who is responsible for"

30 later

[tvchimp]

"me so horny"

...56 translations later we get:

"Basic beliefs."




"hey baby, got a vietnam girlfriend?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vietnam is a member of God?"



"What is your major malfunction?"

...56 translations later we get:

"What's so hard."



"full metal jacket"

...56 translations later we get:

"All Metal Casing."



Sorry, I've watched Full Metal Jacket 3 times over the past week...
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[Moonie]

[L3G3ND_MTX]

hmm don't think this is right some how:

"how much for bum sex in your asshole"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hip - Hop."

[-Savage-]

Original text:

"I am Cornpolio, I need TP for my bung-hole"

...56 translations later we get:

"Estate, where the data can be established."
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[Icey]

Original text:

"whats that going over the hill"

...56 translations later we get:

"Helicopter"
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[Charlie]

[mistergixer]

[SlimRick]

[blurredman]

"Porn lies in the earth's origin"

...56 translations later we get:

"Esl resources."




"How much do you charge for a suck young whore?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why dogs?"



"Care to show your titties?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Program, stop it."


"How fast do you ride your motorbike?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Long?"






So strange..
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Past: 1991 Honda CG125BR-J, 1992 (1980) Honda XL125S, 1996 Kawasaki GPZ500S, 1979 MZ TS150.
Current: 1973 MZ ES250/2 - 18k, 1979 Suzuki TS185ER - 10k, 1981 Honda CX500B - 91k, 1987 MZ ETZ250 - 40k, 1989 MZ ETZ251 - 52k.

[MarkJ]

"big fat cock"

...56 translations later we get:

"Home."

[blurredman]

"Sex on the beach"

...56 translations later we get:

"§ coast."



"Penis up her arse"

...56 translations later we get:

"Free Gas Fri"



"Bike Chat Forum"

...56 translations later we get:

"Forum."


"Stick this where the sun doesn't shine, you tomato face baboon."

...56 translations later we get:

"Squid in tomato sauce babven no agreement."
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CBT: 12/06/10, Theory: 22/09/10, Module 1: 09/11/10, Module 2: 19/01/11
Past: 1991 Honda CG125BR-J, 1992 (1980) Honda XL125S, 1996 Kawasaki GPZ500S, 1979 MZ TS150.
Current: 1973 MZ ES250/2 - 18k, 1979 Suzuki TS185ER - 10k, 1981 Honda CX500B - 91k, 1987 MZ ETZ250 - 40k, 1989 MZ ETZ251 - 52k.

[Poseidon]

Original text:

"this is what has happened to get the bible into english"

...56 translations later we get:

"Bible in English here."
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[Carvel]

"I hate kevin bacon"

...56 translations later we get:

"As kevinbekon."
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[Dragonfly]

Original text:

"penis sandwiches taste nice "

...30 translations later we get:

"Please try a cock sandwich"


"you smell like the mens urinals after a Christmas eve party in a bad pub. "

...40 translations later we get:

"Christmas Eve, when the ceremony urinwar."


I think some scammers that contact me use this .
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[Dragonfly]

"this film is the biggest load of shit ever"

...30 translations later we get:

"The film has suffered abuse"

its like the answer to the question I was thinking.
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.