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bazza
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Who's Your Favourite Dimwit? Reply with quote
Exactly how stupid do you have to be to join in a thread about TV ads you hate and proceed to promote the brands/things you profess to hate simply by mentioning them or even - I shit you not - posting Youtube links?

Get a grip, skiplickers.
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your my favourite dimwit, for not having a sense of humour Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blurredman wrote:
Your my favourite dimwit, for not having a sense of humour Shocked


Your my favourite dimwit for telling your favourite dimwit off! Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
your all dimwit
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
https://www.ltc.name/DAIbooks_files/NobodyCares_Cover.jpg


Damn and I so wanted to be your favourite dimwit donny Laughing
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.
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blurredman
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
pinkyfloyd wrote:
Blurredman wrote:
Your my favourite dimwit, for not having a sense of humour Shocked


Your my favourite dimwit for telling your favourite dimwit off! Laughing


Your my second favourite dimwit Cool
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pinkyfloyd
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blurredman wrote:


Your my second favourite dimwit Cool



YAY Embarassed
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.
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bazza
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blurredman wrote:
Your my favourite dimwit,


Too dim to be ironic. Thumbs Up
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Exactly how stupid do you have to be to join in a thread about dimwits you hate and proceed to promote the idiots you profess to hate simply by mentioning them or even - I shit you not - quoting their posts?

Get a grip, dumdums.
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Re: Who's Your Favourite Dimwit? Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
skiplickers.
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D O G
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
My favourite dimwits are the ones who make rudimentary mistakes in a thread about dimwits.
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Original Muzza wrote:
Exactly how stupid do you have to be to join in a thread about dimwits you hate and proceed to promote the idiots you profess to hate simply by mentioning them or even - I shit you not - quoting their posts?

Get a grip, dumdums.


You're a numpty for bringing dumdums into a dimwit thread.
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bazza
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Original Muzza wrote:
Exactly how stupid do you have to be to join in a thread about dimwits you hate


TBF, I don't hate dimwits; I like to have a few around to make me look way more intelligent than I really am.

The ones I really hate are the clever bastards. You know who you are.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
The Original Muzza wrote:
Exactly how stupid do you have to be to join in a thread about dimwits you hate


TBF, I don't hate dimwits; I like to have a few around to make me look way more intelligent than I really am.

The ones I really hate are the clever bastards. You know who you are.

Just stand there and say nowt.
People will only know how stupid you are once you open your mouth and speak.
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The Original Muzza
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
The ones I really hate are the clever bastards. You know who you are.


Yes, yes I do. Shifty
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
your all dimwit


Ironic Wink
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Re: Who's Your Favourite Dimwit? Reply with quote
schooleydoo wrote:
bazza wrote:
skiplickers.
+ Laughing = Karma


skitslickers? Seminal Swedish punk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-h5gv2h-Q Razz
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't have a favourite Sad


I also prefer the to call them "fuckwits" Razz
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paxovasa wrote:
I also prefer the to call them "fuckwits" Razz


Given that we are on a Bike Forum may we refer to them as 'dipsticks' instead?

Shifty

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PostPosted: 17:09 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tonka wrote:
Paxovasa wrote:
I also prefer the to call them "fuckwits" Razz


Given that we are on a Bike Forum may we refer to them as 'dipsticks' instead?

Shifty

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Why?

My bike doesn't have a dipstick.

Although you are heading to the top of my list Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Re: Who's Your Favourite Dimwit? Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
Exactly how stupid do you have to be to join in a thread about TV ads you hate and proceed to promote the brands/things you profess to hate simply by mentioning them or even - I shit you not - posting Youtube links?

Get a grip, skiplickers.


Me, I started the thread Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
i can has dimwit
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or dickshits.

https://www.tntmagazine.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/TNT+TODAY+BLOG.1414/henry.jpg

The guy in this vid is the dipshit (oh, wait, its DICKSHIT) ... but for some reason you just can't help laughing at him (but not with him).


Nitwit
Obviously ... he's resigned over this.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 13 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paxovasa wrote:
Tonka wrote:


Given that we are on a Bike Forum may we refer to them as 'dipsticks' instead?

Shifty

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Why?

My bike doesn't have a dipstick.



Because it sounds snappier than Oil Sight Glasses Razz
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