Fatty banter

[Clanger]

I walked past a really hugely overweight young man two days ago in Crawley, and he was saying to his mate, 'yeah I find smoking suppresses my appetite...' I looked up and commented 'it clearly isn't working for you, is it...?' (I swear I couldn't help it, it just fell out of my mouth)

I blame it on you lot, I have clearly been mixing with the wrong crowd, you've tainted me
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[robs321]

I must get new glasses, im sure this thread read as ''fanny batter''

[deleted111]

I find myself saying similar things depending on what mood I'm in.

I mean, I'm never outright racist or brutally offensive, it's not me. But when I'm p*ssed off and had a foul day, the slightest thing could set me off in a rage and I'll say anything to anyone regardless of anything.

If that makes sense? Probably not.

But I do think you have to exercise caution around certain areas of this tainted forum Especially that Karma thread!

Cheers,

Steve.

[pepperami]

I got into a scape with an idiot one Saturday night a while back.
I`m not fat but I am biggish? , so he called me a "fat cnut".
as quick as you like, I asked him why I was fat?
"Errrr I dont know" he replied.
My answer was "It`s because every time I f*ck your mum, she gives me a cake!"

Needless to say, he was very unhappy
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[pepperami]

[deleted111]

[N cee thirty]

shoulda told the fat cunt to stop eating
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[pepperami]

your momma`s so fat that when she got on a "speak your weight" machine and it said "one at a time please"

Your momma`s so fat that when she got on a "speak your weight" machine and it said " sorry, no coach parties"
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[warped one]

One problem i have is not realising the van windows are down when sat in traffic.

Also the only rage slam gets into is when lampposts walk into him.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SlimRick]

I'm in the habit of commenting to myself when I drive past a tidy young lady. It's only a matter of time before I do this with my missus in the car and get an almighty wallop!

[IanRMartin]