Manchester Police

[willis1337]

For 24 hours from 5.00am this morning, Thursday 14 October, Greater Manchester Police will be publishing details of every incident that it deals with on Twitter to allow the public to see what officers at one of the largest UK forces face on a daily basis.

https://www.gmp.police.uk/

See live feed in window - some are quite amusing.

Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman.

[Oz.]

Twitter
gmp24_4:
call 1281 man behaving indecently in a shop #gmp24 [via Twitter]


Sneaking one out over the mens mags?

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

call 1634 suspicious men carrying a snake.
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Is this a temporary thing, or a permanent thing.
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[MarkJ]

Permanent.

For 24 hours.

[Paulington]

call 1519 Missing mental health patient from hospital

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call 1621 Advice on where caller's 16-year-old daughter can stay while the caller is on holiday. #gmp24
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[oldpink]

gmp24_3:
call 1671 report of four men sat in a car smoking in Oldham #gmp24

FFS you can't even have a ciggy with some mates these days without some one grassing you up

gmp24_1:
call 1417 Advice requested about the age of babysitters, Stockport #gmp24


gmp24_2:
call 1498 report of overnight working in Bolton #gmp24

so nightshift is now Illegal ???
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

call 1785 Suspicious package reported in ladies toilets in Bury

Ahh. That's where i left my camcorder.
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[DJH]

call 1854 Nobcat has reportedly been posted for the 485th time on BCF.

[oldpink]

gmp24_3:
call 1933 Anonymous information about the smell of cannabis coming from property #gmp24

someones growroom is about to be busted
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[The Artist]

I have closed it now but I saw one that said something like.

"caller called to find out why the police had visited their neighbours."

WTF, mind your own business.

This shows the amount of people that waste police time.

"Suspicious man in car"

"man standing in garden"

These are the sort of people who right into points of view.

[Ariel Badger]

gmp24_3: call 1962 2 men fighting following collision in Oldham. Investigation showed they were just fighting and there was no collision #gmp24 [via Twitter]
pikeys
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[Gazz]

I would love to see Strathcylde Police do something like this.

Especially since there is an Old Firm game coming up next week.

I hope they have unlimited broadband.

[Gazz]

gmp24_3: call 1947 theft of motorcycle in last 20 mins in Rochdale #gmp24


ALL UNITS - IGNORE ALL OTHER CALLS, get this sorted out.

I want the whole squad on this case.

[ms51ves3]

[Stelmer]

Twitter
gmp24_3:
call 2041 youths playing football outside house in Great Lever #gmp24 [via Twitter]
Thursday October 14, 2010 7:11

Twitter
gmp24_3:
call 2040 information about travellers arriving #gmp24 [via Twitter]
Thursday October 14, 2010 7:11

Twitter
gmp24_3:
call 2042 possible road rage incident. Men fighting in Whitefield #gmp24 [via Twitter]
Thursday October 14, 2010 7:12

[oldpink]

gmp24_3:
call 2041 youths playing football outside house in Great Lever #gmp24

so do they want them to play football inside the house ??
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[owdamer]

call 2046 report of insecure house in Bolton


What they gonna do, go reassure it?

[Carl_steveo]

I'm now off to rob a house in Manchester, don't worry I won't get caught, Twitter will tell me when the rozzers are on the way.

Theres a few good ones on there. Would be interesting to see what was going on in Sunderland.

gmp24_3: call 2058 Abandoned 999 call. 15th call from same mobile #gmp24 [via Twitter]

gmp24_1: Call 281 member of the public in Salford complains about being woken up #gmp24 [via Twitter]

Thursday October 14, 2010 7:02
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[Stelmer]

I was wondering if all the local chavs are looking to see if they're reported

Calls like

Twitter
gmp24_3:
call 2044 youths drinking alcohol in park, Tameside #gmp24 [via Twitter]
Thursday October 14, 2010 7:16 gmp24_3
7:16

Twitter
gmp24_3:
call 2045 youths setting fire to roundabout in park in Middleton #gmp24 [via Twitter]
Thursday October 14, 2010 7:16 gmp24_3
7:16

Twitter
gmp24_3:
call 2057 Trouble with youths on bicycles at bus station, Tameside #gmp24 [via Twitter]
Thursday October 14, 2010 7:16

[owdamer]

Been twit jalied on account @gmp24_3, please now follow @gmp24_4

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