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mrr1
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 14 Oct 2010    Post subject: I NEEEEEEEED this bike!!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

Jeez, this bike just DOES IT FOR ME!!!!!

Who can lend me the cash to go buy it - quick it might go!!!!

When I look at the pics I end up packing more wood than Jewsons!

Any chick who sees me on this is gonna end up with a face that looks like a plasterers radio!!!!!!!!

And the best bit?
The guy is only asking £1100.........

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-C90-CUSTOM-CUB90-MODIFIED-/280572583829?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item41536ddf95
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 14 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Award for the tackiest/weediest side stand goes to.....
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PostPosted: 23:58 - 14 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The seat makes me want to stab people and then make them dance like puppets using an elaborate array of pulleys and levers.
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do wonder where he got the 'mod' parts from for this, can't say I've ever seen clear lenses on a C90.
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Over a grand for a new seat,exhaust and grips?
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just don't have words...
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mrr1
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

just heard back from the guy - he'll cut me a deal - £1300 including a slightly torn Oxford tank bag that used to belong to Princess Diana. Apparently she used to own this bike but the current owner has a brother in the SAS and he managed to get her name taken off the log book and stuff by, like, killing lots and lots of Ninjas down the post office (or sumfink)


By the way that's Ninjas as in small chinese blokes wot do Kung Fu not big green motorbikes wot cud nevva beet a bike like dis one


Shit, I fink Ive cort sumfink from dat advurt...............
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mrr1
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

double shite - I've just had another look at the ad - its got "loads" of tax & test- maybe, like, 10 years worth or sumfink.


and........





and..................




AND.......................................................







the insurance is UNDER £100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mrr1
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

triple shite - look at the bloody visit counter - 1002 hits!!!!!!!!!


maybe we should run a campaign with Chris Moyles - see if we can get it up to a million. I don't know who would be more disappointed - the owner when it doesn't sell or whichever numpty buys it?
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mrr1
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

quadruple great big hairy dogs cock of a shite!!!

just been onto the cub 90 site - apparently if you;

- put bigger carbs on
+ advance the ignition 3mm
+ polish & gas flow the heads
+ change piston & compression

you can increase power from 4.5 to 6.5 hp.

I'm going to ask the seller if a nitrous kit would fit........
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrr1 wrote:
stuff

mrr1 wrote:
stuff

mrr1 wrote:
yet more stuff

mrr1 wrote:
*starting to froth and hyperventilate*


Dude, chill. It's not that big of a deal. People do dumb shit like this all the time, and since the world seems to reward mediocrity, he'll most likely do OK out of it.

Incidentally, can I interest anyone in the perfect accessory to a grand's worth of C90?
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mrr1
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 15 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

breathe - one, two, three, exhale, one, two, three......

and - relax..........


nah - this is a more fitting accessory for a c90.


https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kneeling-Blow-Up-Doll-/220680725957?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET&hash=item336198a5c5


apparently it looks just like the young lady on the cover.....
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