Bread

[Ariel Badger]

I like my Granary loaf sliced and hand it over in store to have it done.....
On a bad day a thin blond lady does it for me, she always asks as I hand it to her if I want it sliced. One day I will ask what the alternatives are.
On a great day the beautiful Pakistani Princess slices my bread, she always makes a point of holding it against her chest before handing it back to me. I always think of this as breasty bread.

Does anyone else have interesting bread or supermarket related stories they would like to share?
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[pepperami]

Sorry I hav`nt any bready stories, but I did eat a banana in the local supermarket once
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[Skudd]

Joey was best in Bread.
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[Carvel]

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[DJH]

I tried Granary bread for the first time yesterday, mmmmmmm.

I also tried Rye bread.

[N cee thirty]

i had a foot long meatball thing at subway today,with herbs and cheese bread

that is my bread story,good day
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[Louise]

Theres only one bread in my life -

Tiger Bread - Nom nom nom, chunky or thin, chewy - Love it

[Ariel Badger]

[yen_powell]

I was in the staff canteen with my boss. He asked the woman behind the counter for a piece of french stick cut lengthways and buttered. "How long a piece do you want?" she asked.

"This long", he said, holding up the banana he'd just picked up from the fruit bowl.
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[carlosthejack...]

Burgen Soya and Linseed with Lurpak spreadable. Gorgeous. ASDA's own cheese topped baps. Warburtons white toastie. Hovis wholemeal, but it has to be thick. Fresh ciabatta with chicken, spinach salad, jalapenos and houmous.

I'm hungry now...
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

The Crust off a Warburtons Toastie.
Butter.
Marmite.

Cup of tea (Yorkshire tea) and retire to the shed to ponder.....on summat that needs pondering.

Pat
bound for hell
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[Louise]

[garyd]

Buy a warm loaf,gouge out the inside,rag it to death with ya todger
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[garyd]

Buy a warm loaf,gouge out the inside,rag it to death with ya todger
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^^Twice in such a short time...Impressive
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[Ariel Badger]

But was loaf number 2 as well "buttered" as number 1?
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Probably more Stork Margarine than Creamy Anchor Butter.
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[MonkeyKnuckle]

Tiger bread is the bread of champions.
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[Louise]

not made home made bread before - altho brought the powder dough ready for mix in asda.... That is also lush!

[ollieholt]

bolton born and bred... bread... bred....

confusion....

warburtons milk roll FTW, peanut butter mmmmmm
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[robs321]

Morrisons do a Spelt and Rye loaf, its yum!

[WishayKillie]

Scottish Plain loaf, lightly toasted with plenty of butter

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[Skudd]

I had Soda bread once, was very nice but not seen it again.
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