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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 06:02 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Ew. Reply with quote

I drove back from the club in town, off my tits on Mandy and hard liquor, and then Bonny (on Skype) made me do more DMT. That was peculiar. Just enough to warp the edges.

Apropos of NUFFIN'!

Had a nice hot bath, the electric-blanket is on. Hot milky drink...? Thinking
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PostPosted: 06:05 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah, just to spoil someones fun...

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PostPosted: 07:25 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah? Well I just dropped a hit of love for my fellow man and am washing it down with a shot of inner beauty.

That'll teach you to CSB yourself.
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PostPosted: 08:08 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

DMT: Divine Moments of Truth. Good song.
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PostPosted: 09:24 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

For someone with such a loathing for authority and rules, you seem to be pretty shit with having any degree of responsibility when setting your own.

Driving on mandy and hard liquor? That makes you a twat.
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Oh yeah, just to spoil someones fun...

https://yeah-hi.com/files/cool-story-bro.jpg


Driving in that state, not at all cool Sad
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonie wrote:
For someone with such a loathing for authority and rules, you seem to be pretty shit with having any degree of responsibility when setting your own.

Driving on mandy and hard liquor? That makes you a twat.


This. I think your beloved moral compass is sat next to a magnet Confused .
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Basically what they said.

You don't want your kids to have their hope destroyed by being taught the theory of evolution but you'll happily let them know that driving drunk and on Mandy is a good and acceptable thing to do?

Makes perfect sense.
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The government scum made him do it.
Fucking corrupt parasites, fuck them, Hetzer's MOT tester and trevoriv's tobacco!

You guys need to open your eyes.
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Faldo wrote:
Moonie wrote:
For someone with such a loathing for authority and rules, you seem to be pretty shit with having any degree of responsibility when setting your own.

Driving on mandy and hard liquor? That makes you a twat.


This. I think your beloved moral compass is sat next to a magnet Confused .


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PostPosted: 13:50 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

No harm no foul. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
No harm no foul. Thumbs Up


Doh! Brick Wall Brick Wall
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
No harm no foul. Thumbs Up


Thumbs Up Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck is Mandy?
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

theguvnor wrote:
What the fuck is Mandy?


Peter Mandleson, slime bag politico Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

FinnDave wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
No harm no foul. Thumbs Up


Thumbs Up Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.


Is that Crowley?

@TheGuv, Mandy = MDMA, active constituent in ecstasy.

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PostPosted: 14:48 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm responsible for my actions, not the law.
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer got some good biters there.

There is no way he drove a car while 'off his tits' .. Smile
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
No harm no foul. I'm responsible for my actions, not the law.


So by that logic, if I was pissed up, driving like a tit and crashed at 60 mph, narrowly missing one of your family members you wouldn't want to drag me out the car and beat me to a pulp?

Yeah, right.

For the record, I was convicted of drink driving when I was 18 years old. I took my punishment, realised the error of my ways and have never done it since. Perhaps, just maybe, the laws are there for a reason and do actually have a positive effect. I'd of thought a man of your years, intelligence and moral conviction wouldn't condone such a selfish act of drink/drug driving. Get a fvcking taxi you cheapskate Laughing .


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PostPosted: 15:01 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Is that Crowley?

Crowley...Hetzer......Hetzer..Crowley....
Now I worried....... Neutral
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

STOP biting now.

He has won ... dont give him any more pleasure out of it.
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
FinnDave wrote:


Thumbs Up Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.


Is that Crowley?

GhostRider


It is.
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can verify that the 'off your tits' state involves falling over alot and puking in a hedge...which becomes your bed for a few hours.
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 17 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

silky666 wrote:
STOP biting now.

Now where would the fun be in doing that? Mr. Green
Driving with your tits is outrageous!!
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