Stuff you bring home from work

[Ariel Badger]

Just turned my pockets out.

A rubber.
Two pencil sharpeners
Five USB sticks
Two 3.2mm drills (Broken)
A register
Some homework
Two craft-knives
A centerpunch
A camera
A boardmarker
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[P.addy]

do you wear these trousers to work?

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[pepperami]

A small tin of cigars
A lighter
Chewing gum
snotty handkerchief
earpiece for the radio
£2.60 change.
piece of fluff?
cocktail umbrella?
elastic band???
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Ariel Badger]

[Gone]

College laptop
random bits of written exercises from students
keys for places I have forgotten about
USB stick (just the one)
more pencils and biros than I can be bothered to count
several textbooks
cheap nokia phone

*not in my pockets, but the bag I carry to work*

Pockets: wallet, keys, own phone.

[pepperami]

When I`m not being an assessor for NVQ`s (Hort, landscape,sports turf) it`s the club & pubs
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[mistergixer]

An intense feeling of depression and a life wasted.


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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube

[chris-red]

A Blackbury.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Handsome]

[chris-red]

A Blackbury.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Gone]

[Clanger]

I actually usually go to work with more than I bring home...like my lunch. I rarely bring anything home. Apart from client folders and my diary on a Wednesday night as I work in a remote office.


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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[hmmmnz]

bits of cable sheathing,
random bit of copper
a couple of screws
some saw dust
a screwed up bit of paper with random numbers written on it
a marker pen
coins
washer
bits of tobacco
filter
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the humans are dead
I kick arse for the lord
Wiring Diagrams BIDNIP it bitches

[FretGrinder]

Assorted change - 32p for the coffee machine ffs
Craft Knife
Clock card
Bits of paper with random figures on
Notebook
Assorted pens
Usb stick
Migraleve

The job never comes home with me though, that stays at work. My home life stays at home when I'm at work too. I bet most of you have the same thing going on.
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Yamaha MT-09

ಠ_ಠ

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

1/2 a gram of coke
3 wraps of speed.
an 1/8 of moroccan black


Whose bloody jacket is this?

[edit] panic over...i found the tamazipans
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Gone]

[GhostRider]

I;ve been known to bring home human plasma before.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Clanger]

[GhostRider]

[GhostRider]

[Phoenix]

I thought this was going to be a thread about you abducting children.

[Moonie]

Just found a notepad and pen
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Don't practice it until you get it right, practice it until you don't get it wrong.
Presenting the one and only Chinkmobile

[10 pence Short]

I guess there were no femidoms in the skip this week.
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I haven't had a cont all day, drinkstable.

[GhostRider]

[The Original Muzza]

I once took home a girl from the last place I worked at. Have kept her for 4 and a half years and they haven't chased me up about it, so I'll just keep it I guess.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.