Funny insults

[pepperami]

Thinking about a previous thread, (fatty banter) got me wondering what other amusing comebacks and insults the BCF use when they need to.
humourus ones please

for example "he`s so ugly that when he was born, the mid-wife slapped his mum"

"He`s so ugly that when his mum breast fed him, she did it under a blanket"

"he`s so ugly that it looks like someone set fire to his face and then put it out with a shovel"

"the`ve got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

Now you lot
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[killa]

Your mums so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard
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[locked]

your moms so fat, when she jumped up she got stuck.
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[pepperami]

Said to a girl who was wearing an unusual flowing, floaty?, dark outfit, "I did`nt realise it was fancy dress, I see you`ve come as Batman!"
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[Paxovasa]

He's so ugly, that they had to tie a pork chop around his neck, just so the dog would play with him.

He's so ugly, his mother fed him using a catapult.

Your moms so fat, she has more chins than the chinese phone book.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

I've not really had many insults directed at me on here. On other forums though, things can be a bit more hostile

The weirdest I've had is being told that I should "go play orange and lemon" with an aerospace journo. I asked what he meant and he responded by ranting that I'm a fvking troll, don't know my ABCs, ect

[GhostRider]

You moms so fat, she fell over and cut herself, and gravy came out.

Go upto girl in bar, say "Can I smell your fanny?"

She says "Errrr.....NO!"

"Must be your breath then"

GhostRider
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[Tristan.]

Your mums such a shlag, her crabs have chlymidia

[blurredman]

You're a penis.


Get that burka back on elephant woman.






I dunno ^^
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[pepperami]

"You`re so nasty that you remind me of something that fell out of a dogs bum"

Said to a scuffy individual at a do/party "Oh I see you dressed for the occassion"

Said to his Missus "Are you wearing that dress for a bet?"
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[Fawbish]

all too long and stupid, never gonna use 'em in real life.


"You fuckin' cunt cookie" however, works a treat.
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[colin1]

Your mum's so fat that when I rolled off her, I rolled over twice, before I was back on the bed.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

[pepperami]

[pepperami]

I am uncle Pepperami and I am King of the Smart-chat and thoughtful repost!.... so F*ck off big nose!
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[pepperami]

Said to a mate of mine, while he was trying to chat up a girl.

She said "have you ever considered wearing a yashmak when you`re out in public".


I dont know if yashmak is spelt correctly , it`s a type of face-mask
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[Paxovasa]

[warped one]

Best insult i do at work is when someone boring starts talking to me i just turn round and walk off.
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[chris-red]

One of my mates recently turns to another who had done something silly and said 'You really are a prince of cunts aren't you.'

Had me in stitches for a while.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

You're so ugly, wanna shag?
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[ian789]

Your not bad for a fat bird!

[NinjaLee]

She's got a face like fire damaged Lego.
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[warped one]

Don't worry about the chloroform love. Thats for me, when you take your top off.

Don't worry about the knife, it's to cut my arm off in the morning.
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[CarlosCBR]

Mate came round in a pink shirt the other night.

Me = Nice shirt
Him = Thanks
Me = Do they do them for men?

Cue a room full of hysterical people and one very embarassed/annoyed mate. Mission accomplished
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