21st birthday coming up

[warped one]

Right it is my 21st on Sunday and the gf is pushing me about what is want. The only problem is...

I don't want anything.

I have told her that spending the day with her is enough for me. Or buy herself something nice that will make her feel good and look sexy.

I don't have any hobbies apart from bikes. I don't play computer games because they stress me out, and i don't have a bike license so she can't get me a track day, i don't have many cloths apart from work and a few decent things i wear when we go out.

You could say i'm boring but i live a minimalist lifestyle with next to no needs but fags and stella.

What do i tell her i want?
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[warped one]

Could Pernig, Slam or Crazymotorbiker please relay this on to Miss Randlaht because she won't listen to me about wanting nothing.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[warped one]

Sorry mate i just dropped you a pm.

My net is out until atleast 1st nov so going to have to be text sorry.

Cheers for the ideas but she said she wants something she can wrap, and apparentlty a corset clad her is out of the question.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SoND]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/HorseDildo.jpg
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[TUG]

[warped one]

That would be her niece. She is a Swedish stunner. And only suspected relation with the same last name. Yay.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Ol]

[warped one]

Good idea, but all the hotels we stay at are either free wifi or btopenzone so free for me anyway.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Fawbish]

Race licence - dont need a road licence, costs about 80/90 quid all in - would then allow you to do trackdays.
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[warped one]

That is a brilliant idea. Where do i tell her to go?

If i got a race license would i get my road license back?
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Raffles]

[Fawbish]

[The999Kid]

Stand by your sentiments, if you dont want anything barring some quality time with the missus then stand by it...

I'm exactly the same, didn't do anything for my 18th, i'm now 20, 21 in June... and i'm still not wanting anything but my other half...

Everyone else thinks i'm weird...
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[pa_broon74]

Although my 21st is a distant memory, these days I'm not interested in obtaining birthday/xmas gifts of any sort. This puts you in the awkward quandary of offending people because you don't want them to buy anything for you, its a bit stupid.

I frequently find myself having the most ridiculous conversations with people, its like they're not buying a gift for my benefit but for their own.

It boils down to people feeling needed. If you're in a relationship, its not really about them buying you a gift to that'll put a smile on your face, its more about them wanting to feel worthy and needed. Let your respective partners buy you whatever they want, just be sure to look ineffably happy when its presented to you.

I've got this going on with a female at work. Its like we're married or something, god help me if I show even the merest hint of indifference to any idea (and I do mean any) because the shit really hits the fan.

I can understand this within a relationship where the sex (ok; and possibly the companionship) off-sets the irritating cloying need for constant affirmation, but we're certainly not shagging so its all bad.

Where, I ask you, is the justice in that?


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Didn't catch anything.

[The999Kid]

[SirEdward]

Invite your hot Estonian girl for a threesome with you & me.

Waiiit... it's your birthday.
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Pardot Kynes in "Appendix I: The Ecology of Dune""

[deleted111]

Get her to buy you a pizza. She can wrap that.

I guess.

Then tell her to stfu and nosh you off.

Everyone's a winner.

[ollieholt]

[warped one]

[quote="ollieholt"][quote="Slam"]Get her to buy you a pizza. She can wrap that.

I guess.

Then tell her to stfu and nosh you off.

Everyone's a winner.

[quote]

Whats the point in doing what we do pretty much every saturday?

And slam you should know she aint exactly a shy lass.

Also up the pooper is a regular thing so again will most likely happen.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[SirEdward]

warped one, but does she take DP regularly? I'm up for that.
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"Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. This is as true of humans as it is of gas molecules in a sealed flask. The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who so survive.

Pardot Kynes in "Appendix I: The Ecology of Dune""

[warped one]

Not sureon dp. But she is bisexual so, miss edward, tonka or clanger can join in. But spectators must pay.

And as i said before her niece is absolutely stunning.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[ollieholt]

she sounds like a fucking winner pal! good on ya

hows about she pays for a night out then?
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< This? Well this is just a day brightner.

[warped one]

That she is. Firstly she puts up with everything that i canthrow at her (literally) and a few on here can vouch for that.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[warped one]

Lol. Chris come over my way and meet her, i'm sure you'll be amused.

As for her paying for a nigjt out. She owes me enough of them after me paying for the past 6months every saturday.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[ajag]