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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: OH MY GOD WHO SHAT ON THE TOILET SEAT?!?!?! Reply with quote
I'm bored, and it seemed like a funny idea.

Laughing

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Now to play the waiting game... not sure who'll be in first, but it'll be funny anyways.

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Carl_steveo
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Too much effort, I would have just shit on the seat. But this could be funny.
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Carl_steveo wrote:
Too much effort, I would have just shit on the seat. But this could be funny.


I'd actually get in trouble for that though.

I'm trying to get the 'rents to pay for my bike insurance so i can get on it, so shitting on a toilet seat aint the best idea.

So FAKE shit is better Wink

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PostPosted: 13:50 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should have got a dog poo instead and blamed the mutt.
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
rob yarrr wrote:
just get my dad round,he'll total miss the toilet


Fake poo I could handle, but I didn't want to read the above whilst eating a chicken coronation and sweetcorn sandwich. Made me lol though.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr Dunk. You have way to much time on your hands!
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Re-decorate the bathroom in exhange for bike insurance...simples
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colin1
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dont think anyone is going to think cardboard is shit.
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
If they do it will be a matter of concern what you have been eating.
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:
I dont think anyone is going to think cardboard


https://dailyfacepalm.com/2009/06/05/cardboard-box-meat-bun/

Note this is a hoax. The reporter who made the story up was sentenced to 2 years in prison for making this story up.
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gray84
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
another trick is put shampoo all over the seat. my mom slipped and fell off she wasnt too happy... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're just not getting out enough Dunk !.
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colin1
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Itchy wrote:
The reporter who made the story up was sentenced to 2 years in prison for making this story up.


I find that hard to believe, are you being serious ?
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neil.
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 30 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cling film over the bowl, under the seat, but carefully so they don't see wrinkles and hope they don't notice any reflections. Has good results when their excretions bounce back at them!
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Itchy
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
colin1 wrote:

I find that hard to believe, are you being serious ?


Looking it up he got 1 year in prison after being paroled....

Remember this is China we are talking about, in China laws have severe consequences! For example the mass bank fraud which caused part of the mire the UK economy is in. In the UK we give them more tax payers money.
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PostPosted: 01:04 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Apparently they don't fuck about in China, Col.

What Itchy means is that there's none of this pussyfooting round pandering to criminal types, in China, like they do over here.

If it was just a bit of dog meat he mixed in, instead of the cardboard, he prolly woulda got away with it Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:05 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anyway, has anybody in dunc's house noticed yet?

Surely you couldnt leave a turd on the seat that long without anybody noticing...
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PostPosted: 01:09 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

What Itchy means is that there's none of this pussyfooting round pandering to criminal types, in China, like they do over here.

If it was just a bit of dog meat he mixed in, instead of the cardboard, he prolly woulda got away with it Laughing



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PostPosted: 08:33 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
cant beat clingfilm on the toilet seat, one of the most messy pranks you can do,

just make sure its not your house
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
My mother came in, sat on it, heard the squelch and screamed.

They all had a chinese last night and i had a sandwich.

It was worth it though Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 31 Oct 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr Dunkable wrote:
They all had a chinese last night and i had a sandwich.

It was worth it though Laughing


I dunno, I think I'd have preferred the chinese.
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