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PostPosted: 02:18 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thing you learn after you've had a good few more is that a birthday is no different than any other day, they've all got the opportunity to be great or crap. You'll stop counting em too after a while.

Happy birthday you mental patient, and get Pernig to clean up his own sick.


edit: and crap usually comes in 3s as you've just discovered
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

How the hell did she get you into £12k debt??

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PostPosted: 10:36 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
How the hell did she get you into £12k debt??

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PostPosted: 10:49 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Happy 21st Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
Maria see's us as mates rather than a couple


Hands up who's surprised?

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Last night out with crazymotorbiker and a few mates i did manage to pull a 48 yo who was dressed as a witch, but didn't need a mask lol. She was minging, and now i know i'm going to get a load of shit off the guys at work. Who saw me with it.

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PostPosted: 11:32 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you know Pernig was gay, and is talking about bumming in the other thread?

Your life makes me LOL, I know people who have lives like yours, which lurch from disaster to disaster, always in crisis management ... it makes me feel much better about the (slight, in comparison) cluster-fuck that my life is.

Don't go there with the 48 year old, she's probably desperate and will end up as a bunny boiler. And bunny boilers are bad enough when they're good looking, or at least wear make up ... let alone when they are ugly as sin.
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I look around this council dump I live in with the chavs upstairs that can play shit dance music all day and night and the wanker downstairs that reports us if we so much as fart louder than a breath of air. When I'm putting 3 kids to bed in their damp room that they have to share.....

Its nice to come on here and look at the latest drama warped has post.

Suddenly my little existance doesnt seem so bad. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday Thumbs Up

My life is normal compared to yours Wink
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
When I look around this council dump I live in


Uh oh...the love for Pompey didn't last long!!! Confused
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
pinkyfloyd wrote:
When I look around this council dump I live in


Uh oh...the love for Pompey didn't last long!!! Confused


Nope. I love the city. Think its great. Just dont love the dump I'm living in. Slight difference.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously where the hell do you find these people?

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I managed 14blow jobs before having to stop her due to my balls imploding.


This was only a few hours ago, & now she just wants to be friends?

And isn't this the same girl who was 'scared' of you for a while? Did you ever get to know why?
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 01 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man that's shit news sorry to hear it.

Plenty more fish in the sea n'all that though man. Keep your chin up.
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