Too bike thieves.

[warped one]

Right since finding pernigs h100 in the street tonight, and my garage dorr opened with nothing gone. I have decided to make an idiot's rule book. Mabybe it will teach the dumb amongst us and also teach the retarded bike thieves to actully be intelegent and heed these warnings.

Add your own.

Don't try a house with lights on
Don't try a house you have before??
Why would you open a garage with over 10!k of bike in it, (including a 1 out of 12 in the coumty laverda ghost zane 750 strike with silly mods)

Please if you want to rob anyone please don't be dumb, think the moment we find out out bike is gone it is on here.

You donz't stand a chance. So crawl back to that shitty coucil flat i'm paying for and please die a very painful death where you think about and suffer for the probleks you have caused.

Rant over
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[cyberglass]

Dont get worked up about it mate.
Its probably some random scrote whos only bike experience comes from the shit they read in the MCN magazine they nick from the shop each month.

They probably couldn't tell the difference between a laverda ghost zane 750 strike with silly mods and a plak 90. A bikes a bike to them there just going to rag the tits off it then burn it.

And get a bloody motion sensitive flood lamp powered from an upstairs plug socket so they cant try to cut the wire.
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[TimNorwich]

With the money you make from your rule book you can buy a dictionary!
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Idiots guide to not getting your bike nicked:

1. Lock the garage.

[Dr. DaveJPS]

more than likely they'll be back tonight with a van.
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[Oz.]

Its probably shadowbiker getting his revenge on you for the phone calls

[ollieholt]

1.buy a big dog and a crow bar.
2.sit in bushes with said dog and crow bar.
3. wait for their return...
4???????
5.profit!
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[Willson]

Here's one:

If you have a garage, lock the bike in said garage.
Not leave it outside of the garage because the garage door is a pain in the ass but still works.

(Someone I know did that, ignored months of warnings and got his bike nicked)
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[warped one]

It was perng's h100 that was outside and my dad usually bolts the garage.

I think the ground anchor maybe used now.

And it pisses me off how we all work to maintain and keep our bikes. And some little cunt thinks its ok to come and take them. If i ever caught one of them there wouldn't be much left.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[deleted111]

That Laverda is lush.

And man I'd be buggered if they came round here, my garage is a big wooden door with a generic lock. I've broke through it on 3 ocassions when I've locked my keys inside.

Just stick James' H100 in the garage in future and make sure it's locked man.

And calm down.

[ZRX61]

There's just the one rule:

If you're found here at night, you'l be found here in the morning....
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