The Human Centipede

[5v3d3b0]

Has anyone seen this?
https://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4206561049/
Looks really bad, but at the same time fucked up enough that I might want to see it.

[pinkyfloyd]

Now that looks lots of fun! Dont fancy being the second or third person tho. Having to eat the shit of the first.
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[BumpingUglys]

Yeah, I've seen it. They screened it a York City Screen (indie cinema) a couple of months back.

It's pretty good but I was steeling myself for the horror (and this from someone who's seen Grotesque, The Butcher, and various other 'extreme cinema') but in those stakes it didn't really deliver (or was mercifully discreet, if you like).

Good film though, the premise is more horrific than anything actually shown, but I liked. Quite a kooky sense of humour running through it too.

Enjoy

[AngelGrinder]

^^What he said.

It's not actually that gory or anything, they just play on the idea of it more than anything. The guy playing the doctor makes the film!
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[Inkognito]

Saw it the other day.
Was a bit dissapointing as i was expecting a horror
Must admit i only watched bits of the end as i was fast forwarding to see what happened in the end lol

Not looking forward to the second one so much but i'll probably watch it anyway.

[Nai]

I thought it was a bit pants. Not tongue in cheek or witty enough to be cult, not gross enough to be a shock. It was... Weak....

[ajag]

All because they didn't know how to change a stupid tire. I think they should teach basic mechanics as an obligatory subject at schools to try and minimize these kind of incidents.

Having said that, if everyone knew how to change a tire, most horror/thiller films would be left without an opening sequence. It is scary how many of them start that way.

edit: forgot to mention that I am watching as we speak... and trying to write up with a business case for work.
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[Phoenix]

[N cee thirty]

me and a few mates skipped through to the ok bits but barely awesome

best thing was the naked ladiez,other than that its shit
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[Louise]

Watched it couple months ago through a torrent,
Wasnt bad - just messed up.
One of the girls is rather fit imo

[pits]

[Phoenix]

[ajag]

funny fuckers
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[Hywel]

The guy playing the surgeon is amazing, really good casting but the film never actually goes anywhere. I can imagine the brainstorming sessions

"Guys, guys..... I have our idea, imagine three people being sown together ass to mouth to make a single digestive track"

"Ewwwwww, grossss... sounds good, how about the plot?"

"PLOT?!? Let me teach you something about the movie industry, films with the words 'ass' and 'mouth' together in the premise don't need plots"

[Ste]

Human Centipede is alright, but it's not going to win any prizes cos it's not amazingly good or amazingly shit, it's just kinda somewhere in the middle with the hundreds/thousands of other average films.

Real cheap horror: "If there was "zero" - i'd give it. Definitely I will remember it as one of the worst I've ever seen".

[Misc]

[ajag]

Any of you watched Red Snow? now that is a classic!
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[Benson_JV]

IMHO, Human Centipede is shite.

A Serbian Film if you want something truly fucked up.
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[slyrob]

just watched it, FFS why does nobody ever take the time to kill someone properly when escaping
can anyone recommend a film on a par with Old Boy?
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[ajag]

[slyrob]

Tis indeed, Battlefield Royale is another favourite, just hope to god the yanks don't see fit to remake them with America saving the day, still haven't recovered from the American version of the ring
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Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

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[BumpingUglys]

Battle Royale has been touted to be remade for a few years now. The rumour mill says Tarantino is interested in doing it, one of his fave films apparently. Not sure if the subject matter is a bit of a taboo for the american market though. In any case it couldn't be as good as the original.

Films comparable with Oldboy? Tried Ichi the Killer (Koroshiya 1)? First five mins is pretty nasty, and there's some pretty horrible bits in it, but fab film, and Kakihara is the best anti-hero ever!

Get the uncensored version if you can find it. The anime is pretty cool too if you're into that kinda thing.

[slyrob]

Battle royale was kindly changed to battlefield royale by my phone to make me look like a tit! Why when I type battle it adds field I can't tell you
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Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[Hywel]