Sending a text to the wrong person

[Misc]

Anyone got any gooduns?

Mine was a girl i met, thought she was a bit crazy so text my mate saying she's a bit mental but i sent it to her instead. Needless to say i didn't hear from her after that.

[Kai.Wilson]

I quote "David is the biggest cunt ever rich, need a new metal spider and he wont order one from nisbet."

And who do you think i sent it too

[killa]

Misc, good thread!

I’ve been seeing this girl recently who happens to be about two names up from my best mate on my phone.
She left for work one morning leaving me in her place, with keys, alone.
I was planning on sending my mate a picture message wearing her bra as a kind of hat.
It went to her didn't it

Thankfully she thought it was fucking brilliant.

PHEW!!!

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[CarlosCBR]

I hate when this happens! Only EVER happens when you are being horrible about someone though, cant think of a time when i've sent a message to someone about something trivial which was meant for someone else!
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[Fisty]

I once wrote a very dirty text to my GF about which holes I was going to abuse and which parts of her body I was going to dump my load in/on.

I sent it to my mum.

Needless to say I couldnt look her in the eye for months.
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[warped one]

A few years ago, when I with a girl. I was having it off with another.
Sat a girlfriends how slyly texting her when I went to the bog.

The last time I text her saying something along the lines of:

I'm bord here, all she wants to do is watch (Enter some boring tv soap) i'll tell her i'm feeling ill and come round to give you a good rodding.

Went back down stairs and told the girlfriend that I was feeling like shit, she just calmly turned round and told me maybe that other bird will make you feel better when your fucking her.

BOLLOCKS.
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[slyrob]

It's always awful when you send a rude text to the wrong person,

last week I sent a text saying "I can't wait to get home and stuff my cock in your mouth, your going to love it then I'm gonna do unspeakable thing to you xxx"
I sent that to my 7 year old daughter....................










imagine if I'd sent that to the wrong person..........
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silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[Im-a-Ridah]

For any wannabe players, remember, when you go to sleep at one of the girls houses, use the phone lock feature and turn it off before you go to sleep

[dragstaar]

[Misc]

Sucks doesn't it. Making me smile tho.

Also drunk text's, the ones where you're drunk & you send a text (which at the time, you think is the funniest thing ever) to someone who's sober & you look like a complete c*nt the next day.

[Fisty]

[SoND]

[slyrob]

My mate just texted me by accident wishing me a happy Mother's Day.



Fortunately, she stayed over last night so I could pass the message on for him.
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[MinhDinh]

I sent a text that 'I love you and all the reasons why I do' to my ex but it was sent to another girl by mistake.

This girl didn't know I had a girlfriend and the funny thing was, both of them fit the same reasons and this girl thought I loved her and she got happy.

My ex was not happy indeed.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

[Silver]

I've sent a text message to my ex-girlfriend that was meant for my current girlfriend. Luckily it was innocuous. Might have been interesting if I'd sent something dirty and got a positive response though

[slyrob]

the second was sickipedia, the first I heard at work!!

is it really fathers day?
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Pitslayer wrote "it could be Ndubz.....ruining this once great place with donkey gobbling loafer knobbing "music".
silky666 wrote "In my eyes, when you shake cocks with the devil, you may as well go for the full reach around"
Villers wrote "as reliable as a ginger stepchild on smack"

[Im-a-Ridah]

[warped one]

Sort of had one tonight.

Since I split a few weeks ago i've had some fat bird texting me asking me to go round so she could fuck my brians out (Yes Brians)

Anyway recently i've been texting another lass, still in the mate stages but she picks me up and we go out every couple of nights.

Anyway tonight i've been texting both. Been telling fat bird to basically fuck off. Whilst having a silly conversation about sex with nice lass.

Anyway to cut a long story short fat bird pissed me off with multiple phone calls so I meant to text her

Look just fuck off you fat cunt, there is no way on this planet that I would ever sleep with you. I've told you before and even took pitty for your down right bizarre looks. I don't like you and never have. Nor will.

You can guess who it went too, and how much grovelling i'm doing now
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[RealNinja]

I sent the usual, daily 'I love you' text meant for my GF to a work collegue by accident...


A gay, male work collegue....


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[mistergixer]

A few years ago i received a number of texts from an unknown woman - she was clearly cheating on her current fella, had his phone number down incorrectly, and i was getting the texts destined for her 'secret lover'.

Unfortunately, it was nothing filthy, it was stuff like 'really enjoyed last night, can't wait to see you again, <bf's name> must never find out about us' etc.

Being the bounder/cad/rotter that i am, i sent a few encouraging replies responding in kind, hoping to elicit some filth, or at least a picture of her tits.

After about a half-dozen texts from her, i eventually sent a reply saying 'i'm sure <bf's name> wouldn't be too happy to know you're cheating on him with <lover's name>. You might want to check your phone numbers, because this isn't <lover's name>'s phone. I shall be passing all your texts onto <bf's name>'

After that the texts stopped.


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