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Minty
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
You been with a woman yet or just girls?
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
We can't live with them,
We can't live without them.

Why are the so unbloodypredicatable?

Discuss.

Mrs Silky is very predictable ... Like clockwork in fact.
On a daily basis she annoys the f*ck out of me.

Last night it was leaving the fridge door open and spoiling the weeks worth of meat and fish.
This f*cked me off, as I rolled in from the pub to find I didnt have any snack size pork pies with cranberry sauce.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hmmm! women! Hmmm! My one comes out with comments like " Are you on the BCF again? you`re a sad bastard and so are they!" Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil .

I nearly had to give her a smack Smile but then I would have to sleep withy one eye open for the rest of my life Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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My one comes out with comments like " Are you on the BCF again? you`re a sad bastard and so are they!" Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil .

Post up a picture of the old Silky boy ... then she will soon change her mind about BCF members.
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post up a picture of the old Silky boy ... then she will soon change her mind about BCF members.



I just showed her your avatar and she nearly had to touch herself Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you tired of women?
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
We can't live with them,
We can't live without them.

Why are the so unbloodypredicatable?

Discuss.



Sounds like somebody might have shagged the ex on holiday.
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote
warped one wrote:

Why are the so unbloodypredicatable?



Of course they are; if your unstable Wink
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Does 38 class as a woman? Or how about 48?

In short yes I have.


Seen as it's you, I have to ask, are you counting in dog years? :p
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Women Reply with quote
warped one wrote:
We can't live with them,
We can't legally kill them.



EFA.

The bizarre nature of female's thought processes is something which frequently confuddles me.

Here's a classic example:

I spent a large part of last night pretending to listen to MrsGixer moaning about arrangements for Christmas dinner. Usually, we go over to my parents house for the day, but MrsGixer decided she didn't want to go this year and wanted to spend the day at home.

Consequently, my parents arranged to go over to my brother's for the day.

MrsGixer now doesn't like the fact that they (my parents) have made arrangements which don't include us. She was complaining of being excluded from their plans, plans which she didn't want to be a part of anyway.

To me, this makes very little sense - what is the problem with not being invited to something you don't want to go to? She's not complaining about not being invited to my brother's (there simply isn't room for us all at my brother's house), merely the fact that my parents aren't inviting us over anymore - the invitation which she had declined because she didn't want to go over there.



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Western birds, the predictability of their unpredictableness makes them very predictable. Haven't touched one since 1993.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
the predictability of their unpredictableness makes them very predictable.


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PostPosted: 23:58 - 20 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dear Warped.

I've had a lot to drink tonight, so i'll keep this simplez.

Women - they're fcking bat sh1t crazy, like, crazy as a bunch of schitsophrenics eating caviar whilst playing guess who in the audience of a michael buble concert, just fcking crazy.

Thanks
Oli.

i know schitsophrenics isn't spelt schitsophrenics but i've spelt it so wrong even the spell checked doesn't know what the fcuk i'm trying to say, so i give up.
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
My Shropshire lass calls me predictably unpredictable...yeah yeah whateva.

She, on the other hand is different from the others (so far). I can't seem to get her back up. She takes my mood changes, and doesn't get riled when i leave my drumkit up for a day or 3. Leaves me be when i'm music making and doesn't peck head if i suddenly decide to go to a mates at 10pm.
I know i push my luck..but i do keep her serviced well. One of the the other keys is making sure we carry on doing fun stuff together now n again.

But.....They are aliens, so i will never give myself over to any woman.


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PostPosted: 00:27 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:


https://knowyourmeme.com/i/151/original/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg


https://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-10-06/1254839040724.jpg

https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Baby%20face.jpg
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ol wrote:
Dear Warped.

I've had a lot to drink tonight, so i'll keep this simplez.

Women - they're fcking bat sh1t crazy, like, crazy as a bunch of schitsophrenics eating caviar whilst playing guess who in the audience of a michael buble concert, just fcking crazy.

Thanks
Oli.

i know schitsophrenics isn't spelt schitsophrenics but i've spelt it so wrong even the spell checked doesn't know what the fcuk i'm trying to say, so i give up.


Try being gay.
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PostPosted: 07:30 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
SoND wrote:
Try being gay.


Sounds perfect - if only i liked cock....


I think i've found a way to "modify" women to be practically perfect...




















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PostPosted: 09:20 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
Motorbikes. Haven't touched one since 1993.


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PostPosted: 09:33 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Hmmm! women! Hmmm! My one comes out with comments like " Are you on the BCF again? you`re a sad bastard and so are they!" Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil .

I nearly had to give her a smack Smile but then I would have to sleep withy one eye open for the rest of my life Shocked




WHAT ???


My girlfriend loves BCF so much that she has decided to register. I dont think she has made any posts yet - although I could be wrong.



P.S. - She especially likes the karma thread. Confused
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 21 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
We're not unpredictable Warped One... You're just not psychic enough to know the stuff we fail to tell you and expect you to know without prior warning. This is not our fault Wink

Besides, being unpredictable is better than being a bunny-boiler or clingy nut case Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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