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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Today i bought a packet of... Reply with quote
Werther's Originals!
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did they smell of wee?
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
All you need to do now is call Dominos and you can have:

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PostPosted: 23:15 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I will not be eating any myself.
I will hand them out at school is a sort of post modernistic parody of common mythology.
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/werthers.jpg

"I remember when my grandad first gave me one!"

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Werther's Original is a brand of butterscotch toffee candies owned by the German company August Storck KG, based in Berlin, Germany. The candy brand is named after the town of Werther in Westphalia, where the company was founded in 1903.


Grandad was probably a Nazi.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wali, you nazi-sucker. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 23:46 - 01 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I will not be eating any myself.
I will hand them out at school is a sort of post modernistic parody of common mythology.


You're shagging the kids then. Razz
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 02 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I will hand them out at school is a sort of post modernistic parody of common mythology.


don't forget the serving suggestion for werthers, you have to keep them stuffed into the front-left pocket of your tight fitting jeans for a minimum of three days to ensure correct crotch-level warmth..

..and technically you're not supposed to hand them out, you just invite each happy child to dip their hand into your pocket for a sweet buttery treat Wink
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 02 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Old Man Walli (should be known as Mr T) - Can i sit on your knee, please?
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Is this why you contacted that guy on Ebay? You wanted a "how to" manual... Shocked
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I just passed them around the class, kids loved them Very Happy
They are far more interested in my relationships and family, I told them that myself and another member of staff were going to try being gay for the weekend.
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 02 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I just passed them around the class, kids loved them Very Happy
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But sadly you had no room to fit them all in the boot of your car as well as the 3 puppies in there?
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 02 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
...I told them that myself and another member of staff were going to try being gay for the weekend.

Yoda he say
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Do, or do not. There is no try.

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PostPosted: 01:08 - 04 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I just passed them around the class, kids loved them Very Happy
They are far more interested in my relationships and family, I told them that myself and another member of staff were going to try being gay for the weekend.


Did they have to guess who the other staff member was in return for a sweetie. The overly butch gym mistress perhaps ?
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No, I named the said member of staff. He was not at all impressed by the St Trinian's style roasting the girls gave him about our proposed bum sex.
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PostPosted: 01:25 - 04 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
It was always the teachers who had character and interesting 'lives' that you remember fondly.

The mad RI teacher with the Mallen streak in his hair and beard.
The physics teacher who got battered in class by the PE teacher husband (from the grammar school)of the french mistress.
The geography teachers who had alcohol problems.
The unbelieveably touchy and short tempered third geography teacher with the ex-pupil wife.

Why we had 3 geography teachers in a school of 600 I'll never know.
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 04 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
ajbsmirnoff wrote:


Why we had 3 geography teachers in a school of 600 I'll never know.
Was your school in an isolated and lonely location with little directional signage available?
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 04 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
yen_powell wrote:
ajbsmirnoff wrote:


Why we had 3 geography teachers in a school of 600 I'll never know.
Was your school in an isolated and lonely location with little directional signage available?


Sadly no. We did have a cutting through a scarp and dip slope though.
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