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pits
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PostPosted: 02:15 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Should I put a ninja on my balls? Reply with quote
Got some massive balls outside the house, and whilst talking in the chatroom, I mentioned my massive balls, and I think my balls need a ninja, I mean we talked about metal balls to replace, but the problem with metal balls is you need someone to polish your balls, and I don't think I could find someone to keep my balls in a good affair constantly.

So the balls in question
https://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/2010-12-07002144.jpg

Now the problem is, that whilst I refer to them as my balls, they are not my balls, so I couldn't really make the ninjas permanent, ideally I would like to mount the ninja sideways on the ball, but couldn't really drill the balls, or leave visible holes in said balls, so it would be to the side of the ball on the wall, or on top.

The ninja I would potentially buy.
https://www.reliks.com/graphics/reliks.gif
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hmmmnz
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PostPosted: 05:33 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
what do you mean by ninja?

is it some random double entendre that im just not getting,
or do you really mean a little chinese dude dressed in black
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PostPosted: 05:42 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hmmmnz wrote:
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Dead alive.

That movie was called Brain Dead over here.

/OT. Carry on.
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
/OT. Carry on.


Does he have to?
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
hmmmnz wrote:
I kick arse for the lord


Dead alive.

That movie was called Brain Dead over here.

/OT. Carry on.


Quality film. Heard about that because it was the film that used the most liquid gore in that lawnmower scene.

Yeh, called brain dead over here.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
He's missing a picture at the bottom of his post, without that it makes no sense at all ! Laughing

He wants something like this on his balls !

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PostPosted: 13:03 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, kinda doesn't make sense without the picture, no idea why it hasn't linked, question still stands though.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tarmacsurfer wrote:
Flip wrote:
/OT. Carry on.


Does he have to?


No, we can talk about dodgy horror films instead. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 07 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought he was asking about a tattoo, I was going to vote yes just to hear about the pain. Glad I didn't bother now.
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