Made my day.

[carlosthejack...]

I got called a "big, horrible, nasty bastard" today. Really made my day.

And I got called "Rambo" on holiday by one of the market "looky-looky men", which also made me feel rather good, until he grabbed my arm to look at his fake Gucci belts. I was most displeased at that and told him so. He wasn't happy. Made out like I was racist. I threatened to kick his arse somewhat. He shut-up after that.

I mean, do I look like I'd wear a Gucci belt?
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[hellkat]

Erm ...
Course not.
Not at all...





[yes]https://www.triumph675.net/forum/images/smilies/organizedsmilies/4/raspberry.gif
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[MarJay]

https://thegentlemensblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cool-story-bro.jpg

I think this is justified.
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[Pabbers]

Don't fuck with the Jackal.
Him will mess you up.

[carlosthejack...]

I'm actually a nice guy. Big, yes, but nice. Until riled.

However, I don't like being grabbed by idiots, and I certainly don't appreciate being called racist. Cuntist, yes. Racist? Never.
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[D O G]

What happened to you to make you have such low self confidence?

[carlosthejack...]

[hellkat]

Its a little confusing as to how the wearing of a Gucci belt (fake or otherwise) equates to being racist. Does the market trader have a degree in anthropology, so that he is qualified to differentiate in these matters?

Perhaps we could see another picture of you (preferably naked from the waist up), so that we can ascertain whether you look like the type to wear a Gucci belt.

(hold your breath, ladies and 999kid, I suspect this might be worth waiting for)
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[carlosthejack...]

I've got a photo of me completely naked skipping through the dunes (a la Billy Connolly) at Corralejo from last week. Will that do?
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[hellkat]

Well I dunno about everybody else, but - hell ... it sounds good to me
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[Skudd]

The waiter at the restaurant last night kept putting his hands on my shoulders when he was talking to my table guests. Now that really freaks me out.
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[WildGoose]

Could someone please post an actual cool story.



Bro.
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[carlosthejack...]

[Redoko]

https://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx304/thebitchlizard/Funny%20pics/Cool-Dog-Hey-Cool-story-bro41.jpg
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[Skudd]

Penguin poo smells of fish.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Fish smell of Penguin's arse.
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[hellkat]

This thread is fast dissolving into inanity.
And still no pic of Carlos
https://thegrandchawhee.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/crybaby2.jpg
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I've seen him..He looks like a racist...That wears Gucci
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[Burnside]

[DrDonnyBrago]

https://thesportsclown.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/who-cares.jpg

[mistergixer]

Hitler wore Gucci belts too:

https://www.holocaust-history.org/short-essays/hitler-480.jpg
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[Gazz]

[Gazz]

[carlosthejack...]

Just for Kat...

https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1221.snc4/155308_468541192510_734227510_6400016_4696844_n.jpg
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Current rides: '05 VFR800 VTEC, '57 Mondeo 1.8 TDCi #58LEGEND

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Back, sack n crack....Fair play to yer.

Haven't you got a MOD 1 to do?

Pat
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