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silky666
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Chicks should not be able to ride better than me. Reply with quote
I have been befriended on Facebook by this young lady.
Now I am all for sexual equality and stuff ... but there is still a genetic bit of me (the chauvinistic pig bit) which tells me that a petite girl, who is pretty too, should not be able to ride better than me.

So how come this chick:
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs361.snc4/44468_1544481448303_1122990500_31569739_3335951_n.jpg

Can do this ?
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs822.snc4/68254_1697642997246_1122990500_31879876_1972908_n.jpg



I need to grow me some tits.
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Gone
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
If there is one thing worse than being outridden by a female, it is admitting it.
Delete the thread and bury the evidence before it's too....ahh, it already is.
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I love her.
I'd do anything for her.

She'd teach me and then i'd bloody well teach her.

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Today i rode my CB250RSA down a towing path. 2ft one side...and i'm eating spikey hedge...2ft t'other side and i crash through the ice to my certain death.
I rode it like i stole it...overshot my mates mooring and fell off.

Chicks on bikes are the best thing ever. End of.
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BigTobyD
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks to me like she got lost riding to the shops.

Typical.
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Wafer_Thin_Ham
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
More to the point. What's she doing out of the kitchen?

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PostPosted: 15:37 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Even more to the point, what's her Facebook name?
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Bendy
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haha, you got beat by a gurl Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are we quite sure it's not an optical illusion, she could be sliding backwards and downwards having failed to park correctly.
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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ooh, babelicious. Shame you're married, eh Silky?

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PostPosted: 15:49 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
And the reason you can't do what she does is you spend too much time on gay facebook. Facebook is for GIRLS.
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^ Laughing I can hear his (Silky's) balls tightening from here
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silky666
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
FinnDave wrote:
Are we quite sure it's not an optical illusion, she could be sliding backwards and downwards having failed to park correctly.

You may be onto something here.
Indeed I believe in this image she has lost control of the bike... perhaps grabbed too much throttle .. and hit a rather nasty bump:

https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs561.ash2/148306_1663356740111_1122990500_31809372_742694_n.jpg
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bitch
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silky666
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
Ooh, babelicious. Shame you're married, eh Silky?

I predict that during 2011 she has a chance to become Mrs. Silky II.
The am finding the current Mrs. Silky is beginning to tire somewhat.

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PostPosted: 16:06 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
FinnDave wrote:
Are we quite sure it's not an optical illusion, she could be sliding backwards and downwards having failed to park correctly.

You may be onto something here.
Indeed I believe in this image she has lost control of the bike... perhaps grabbed too much throttle .. and hit a rather nasty bump:



Indeed, you can see the panic from here, and pf course anyone can sail through the air like that, piece of cake. It's the landing that counts, how do we know she wasn't in traction for the next 6 months?
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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs988.snc4/76191_174529862575488_100000554275056_523609_5579505_n.jpg There is a God Wub Wub


Shut up FinnDave...He's posting proper man-porn
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Bikeless
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs988.snc4/76191_174529862575488_100000554275056_523609_5579505_n.jpg

They look like twins Basil,twins.
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Gazdaman
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm into it! Let her know I've about to buy a two bike trailer and therefore have a space left!

She's still not allowed in my garage though.

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PostPosted: 16:30 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
There is a God Wub Wub


Shut up FinnDave...He's posting proper man-porn


Now he is, I agree.
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd tickle her Peach...

Then she can tighten and oil my chain...
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silky666
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
There is a God Wub Wub

Its going to be a difficult time approaching Christmas ... for the whole family.
Just need to protect the children as much as I can.

Dreading telling Mrs. Silky that she:
"can fu*k right off you non bike riding old hag "

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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
There is a God Wub Wub

Its going to be a difficult time approaching Christmas ... for the whole family.
Just need to protect the children as much as I can.

Dreading telling Mrs. Silky that she:
"can fu*k right off you non bike riding old hag "


You are a cruel man Silky, and god help you if she reads your wickedness.

In fact you should be bubbled up...I shall write very loudly...MRS SILKY!!!.

Now you're in for it.
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Vin
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Re: Chicks should not be able to ride better than me. Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:

So how come this chick:
Can do this ?

Its called talent I believe Laughing
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I need to grow me some tits.

Don't your man boobs count? Shifty
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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G
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gazdaman wrote:
I'm into it! Let her know I've about to buy a two bike trailer and therefore have a space left!

Well, if that's the competion; facebook me up with the competitive lady Razz.

Have no problem with it particularly - only find it irksome when the girls try and make a big thing of 'girls doing it too'.
Always found the more adventurous lady attractive; and a figure like that does help, I admit Razz.

Oh and in the last riding pic, got a 2 stroke; so afraid a bit out of your league Silky I'm afraid; have to leave it for those of us that have some bike-taste Wink.
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