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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Piccalili Reply with quote
Well,I had a turkey ham, very cheap cheese and piccalili toastie. Can anyone beat this for half-hearted christmasyness.
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
nonono.

It goes like this.

Tiger bread
Proper farmhouse cheddar
Pork pie
Piccalili

Now that is win.
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PostPosted: 01:33 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Relentless wrote:
Been given a jar of picadily ... what use can i make of it ... Rolling Eyes Confused Idea Cool Smile Thumbs Up Karma

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Bait for a rat trap???
seriously that stuff is disgusting Sick
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
See, the thing with piccalili is, it only tastes nice with cheese. Take cheese out of the equation then it's kinda pointless.

Haven't had cheese or piccalili for a very loooong time. Sad
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PostPosted: 17:10 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you all mad? Turkey, piccalili and pringles sarnie Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
piccalili on its own - nom
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Piccalilli = vegetarian sick in a jar. End of.

Seriously, is there any other food that looks quite so unattractive.
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Louise wrote:
piccalili on its own - nom


Yes. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Marki wrote:
Seriously, is there any other food that looks quite so unattractive.

Yes: faded piccalilli.

I read this thread yesterday, and when I went to Londis earlier, I thought, "Yeaahhhhh, piccalilli and cheese on toast!" - a perfect 5-inches-of-snow sort of dinner.

So I went round to the condiments section and there was ONE jar of piccalilly there.

It was a weird sort of clear colour, as opposed to that vibrant yellow of the usual sort.
So I thought "Hmmm, must have taken out the colour cos of the E numbers" ...

... I went to pick it up and as I turned it round to find the price tag, the other side of the jar had bright yellow piccalilli inside it.

Puke
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did it have a sell by/best by date on it? Come to think of it did it have a WWW on the label?
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, sell by was April 2011

I was tempted to shake it and see if it recoloured, but I guess if you just stirred it round a bit when you got it home, it would prolly colour up nicely again ... bit o turmeric or something, couldnt tell the difference.
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 18 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try it on the side next time you're having beans on toast. Good stuff. Pickled beetroot goes best with cheese
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Got me a jar today and am not to sure about it. It looks like the contents of a boil Sad .
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 19 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
how can you people eat that muck? I just tried it with cheese and it is like eating crunchy jizz. Heinz Piccalilli Pickle, never again Sad it made cheese taste of indignaty Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
The hell with this piccalilli rubbish, marmite and cheese on brown bread with some hot chicken. Mmmm..
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Soul_Trader wrote:
The hell with this piccalilli rubbish, marmite and cheese on brown bread with some hot chicken. Mmmm..


no no no - What you want with your cheese is:

some fresh warburtons bread (x3 slices),
some honey roast ham from the butchers
some hellmans mayo (inferior brands are available)
and a whole packet of Quavers :


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PostPosted: 14:15 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
how can you people eat that muck? I just tried it with cheese and it is like eating crunchy jizz. Heinz Piccalilli Pickle, never again Sad it made cheese taste of indignaty Thumbs Down


Where is the cheese taste? It is a pickle in a yellow sauce. It is nice.

Try it with pork pie, that is what it is made for IMO.
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ol wrote:

no no no - What you want with your cheese is:

some fresh warburtons bread (x3 slices),
some honey roast ham from the butchers
some hellmans mayo (inferior brands are available)
and a whole packet of Quavers :

Shocked Men dont use 'mayo' Shocked
Next you will be using hair 'products' .... its a slippery slope son .. be very careful.
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
silky666 wrote:
Ol wrote:

no no no - What you want with your cheese is:

some fresh warburtons bread (x3 slices),
some honey roast ham from the butchers
some hellmans mayo (inferior brands are available)
and a whole packet of Quavers :

Shocked Men dont use 'mayo' Shocked
Next you will be using hair 'products' .... its a slippery slope son .. be very careful.


Duely noted, cheers grandad, i'll put the GHD's back on the shelf Embarassed
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ol wrote:

Duely noted, cheers grandad, i'll put the GHD's back on the shelf Embarassed

You can however use salad cream ... if you claim it was put on your plate by mistake and you will be " slapping the bit*h that put it there".
Then quickly distribute it about said plate and claim you "have no choice but to eat it now".

Any further advice on how to be manly .. just drop me a pm !
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mayo? Salad Cream? If anything was to convince me I was slurping down the Devil's cum it would be those two products.

Ariel, should have put some of your Dragon's Bollocks sauce on the Piccalilli, then you would have had burn hot vinegary, crunchy jizz Razz
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 20 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Yeah, sell by was April 2011

I was tempted to shake it and see if it recoloured, but I guess if you just stirred it round a bit when you got it home, it would prolly colour up nicely again ... bit o turmeric or something, couldnt tell the difference.


Hey Delia,get back in the kitchen, Laughing
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