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Mr Hammers
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Joined: 10 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: I had to use... Reply with quote
...my discount card to scrape my windowscreen this morning. Wasn't very good though........ I only got 20% off.






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Scooty
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ichy
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm bored.
Police

At least you've made someones day.

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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Local butcher is trying to sell his excess meat off because he could not make deliveries due to the weather.
He is doing eight legs of venison for ten pounds.
Do you think this is too dear?
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ian789
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just finished my Christmas shopping online but accidentally used my Donor card instead of my Visa card. Cost me an arm and a leg.


Came home last night to find my doors smashed in and everthing gone! Why would someone do that to my advent calendar?
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connornrg
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 23 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
well one day we ran out of toilet paper, i had to use the cardboard centre =(
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pinkyfloyd
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PostPosted: 01:09 - 24 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got a jehovas witness advent calender this year. Every time I open a door theres another 2 of the buggers behind it!
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 01:18 - 24 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
connornrg wrote:
well one day we ran out of toilet paper, i had to use the cardboard centre =(


Either i'm being thick or....
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5v3d3b0
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PostPosted: 06:25 - 24 Dec 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote
What do you get if you put a blonde on her head?







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