.....two types of people in this world....

[Vman]

....ones that can use a cash machine in about 20 seconds flat;

....and complete geffers who can manage to pray at the front of the machine for about ten minutes!!! Speed it up! FFS!!!



Micro rant finished, until next time.....

[MarkJ]

Agreed

The second type are usually the ones that have been in the queue for ages, but only decide to get their card ouf of their wallet (and the wallet is most likely at the bottom of their pocket/bag) once they're infront of the machine.

[Darth]

Then just when you think they are finished they pull out a second card!
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[Vman]

That will also apply to women in supermarkets (or anywhere else for that matter) to whom it would appear to come as a complete suprise when the cashier asks for a payment - only then do they start digging for their purse out of a Mary Poppins-esque of a bottom less bag!

Have your damn card/cash ready!!!!

Micro rant #2 finished....

[neatbik]

So so true.

[chris-red]

Everyone knows there are 10 types of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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sorry digression (sp), got to be the same people that put car into gear and then release handbrake once the car in front of them has already pulled away
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Currently sat in Casablanca departures lounge, having battled through 3 gazillion Chinese tourists all bound for Dubai and of course the one pillock i was stood behind at check in had some how left his passport in his suitcase which was on the weigh scale,hence 3 hours (ok 10 mins) of frantic searching,but what really gave me the hump was the fact that you had to show your passport before you could get to the check in gate.

Now drinking beer lots of beer.
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[Ichy]

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[TimNorwich]

As of late I've seen more elderly folk using the 'self service' checkouts at supermarkets, god damn them!!! They don't even know how to use it and end up having to get the bloody supervisor over to scan all their shit through.
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[Tonka]

[.....]

I'm reaching the point where I will punch some fat dole scum turd in the back of the head as he or she spends 20 minutes getting a tenner out of the cash machine to go to Primark and buy 20 pairs of crap.

I've already kicked someone in the back of the legs 'accidently' recently for walking too slowly and completely blocking the pavement because walking side by side with his two friends is more important than letting others use the pavement.

I think I need a holiday.

[dgo1212]

[Blackwolf]

[sharpee1984]

I always thought there were 3 types of people in this world...dicks, pussies, and assholes??

Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want to do is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

I may have to dig out Team America tonight, remind myself how awesome it is!
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[sharpee1984]

I always thought there were 3 types of people in this world...dicks, pussies, and assholes??

Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want to do is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

I may have to dig out Team America tonight, remind myself how awesome it is!
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[dgo1212]

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