Caption competition

[pinkyfloyd]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/be1ly/oops.jpg

I was only cleaning it..... Honest
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[trevoriv]

"OMG where has that black / immigrant / foreigner guy gone that just pushed these over?!"
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Past: '96 Thundercat, '02 ZX636R (A1P), '58 KTM 690 SM LC4 Current: '06 ZX636R (C6F)
Mudskipper wrote: Someone just has to sig that...

[ian789]

"Pig knocks bikes over with his takeaway"

[killa]

"How the fuck did the students know they were....oh....yeah"
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[Harold_Shand]

"Yeah, Foxtrot 2-4, at the scene of Drive-by monkey-punching, suspect answering to the name of 'Clyde', over".
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BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010

Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Frost]

Dammit, beaten to it.

https://cjonline.com/files/editorial/images/morris/topeka/web/32762_web_new082509johnquade2.jpg

[fire]

POLICE BIKE PROTEST
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Write off! Honda NSR150 RR ('01) - Sold Cagiva Mito Evolution ('00) - Sold Honda NSR125 ('01) - Current Gasgas TXT 250 ('98) - Sold Kawasaki Z750 ('10) - Write off! Yamaha FZ1 ('09) - Current Ducati Streetfighter 848 ('14)

[Quickly]

As the carnage unfolded in front of them, the latest android police bikes extended their heads watch.
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[KevTM]

Police Bikes say...

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/Project_Sapphire/do-not-want-dog.jpg

...as PC Crash approaches with a bag full of FAIL!





Meh, The bikes just reminded me of the "do not want" dog.

[neil.]

"Oi, you lot, stop sleeping on the job!"

[Walloper]

London Metro Police Motorcyclists join the Motorcycle Action Group protest 'No to Bike Parking Charges' with a lie-in of their own in the City of Westminster parking bays.
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[Ol]

DAILYFAIL HEADLINE:

Police motorcycles atempt to recreate human chain seen earlier on inside police station







i'll get mi coat.
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Previous: Cub50, NRG50, TS50, YB100, CB125, NSR125, ZZR600, CBF1000, SV650s, ZX6R B1H, XT250, Mito Powered Crosser, WRF450, , FZ600, VN800, GSXR600 - Currently CB1000R

[MarJay]

"Police trial new cost saving measure. Police chiefs claim that lack of side stands would save up to £1 per year..."
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Codemonkey]

Its ok, I got the bag of donuts, they're not damaged

[yen_powell]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/be1ly/oops.jpg
Day 1 Hendon motorcycle training.

"Sorry lads, what am I like, I meant to say the sidestand is on the left hand side, I'm always getting my left and right mixed up."
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[whitedevil]

After resent budget cuts bikesafe dont have a leg to stand on.
Local police chief says " We're going to make a stand"

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

'They sacked me!'

'Take that Tossers'
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Bikeless]

"It was the wind Guv,Honest!"

[Bikeless]

Day 2 Hendon training,
"In no way try to chase Chuck Norris on his 98 R1 or your machine will look like this"

[iooi]

Don't just stand there with the camera, push the back row over or someone will notice the diffrence
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Just because my bike was A DIVVY, does not mean i am......

[Pete.]

"Q: what do sleeping policemen ride to work?"
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[thx1138]

When I find out who did this, he'll be lucky if he gets a job riding for dominoes pizza.

[Vman]

Auto Vs Manual

In an act of defiance, the newly created 'automatic motorcycle police', seen pictured to the rear, pushed over the traditional fleet of human operated machines. Due to the fact that the machines cannot lie, it was an easy task to identify the culprit, by asking the 'perp' to, 'raise it's head'.