Police

[Martay]

Hi,
well, had a vauge bit of excitement in my otherwise uneventful day. Got pulled over in the car. First time.
Id got a huge TV in the back that id just picked up from a friends, pulled onto the verge as it was sliding around to strap it down. Got a tad stuck in the thick mud. Anyways, the plod car was going the other way, spun round to see what i was doing wheelspinning down the verge. By this point id got it out and got a little bit down the road before the lights come on. It was dark so i didnt know it was them until the blues.
Anyways, They were friendly, had a chat, they laughed at my fiesta with huge rally mud flaps and spot lights, i got breathalised ( ) and got told id got a light out on the front. After checking everything was ok, they sent me on my way, with a cool little plastic straw thingy as a suveneir!
Anyways, i used to think of them as horrid evil scum, who are just after my money.
*Awaits "cool story bro" pics*
____________________
Eat well, poo hard
Drives: Cavalier 2.0 16v
Rides: Slightly ratted Honda City Express

[SlimRick]

Hate to disappoint:

https://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4083202/that-was-NOT-a-cool-story-bro.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=That-was-not-a-cool-story-bro

[TanacoiusD]

So they stopped yha, took the piss out of yha motor, checked said motor and tried to do you for over the limet .... typical story bro ..

[ian789]

Just because your cars got rally mudflaps and spots doesn't mean you have to try it out off road

[SoND]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/SoND/fuckthepolice.jpg
____________________
Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[Phoenix]

[Silver]

[Hetzer]

[Silver]

Jeez, I'd barely attached the bait to the hook before you snatched it

[Martay]

[Hetzer]

[Silver]

You run out of turkey already?!

[Hetzer]

Lack of turkey is irrelevant.
____________________
"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[Silver]

Damn, and I was gonna offer some of ours. How the hell long does this stuff keep for anyway? At some point tomorrow I reckon our dog's going to be one happy mutt.

Christ I'm bored.

[Hetzer]

[Silver]

Job's a good'un then. Probably. I'm about a dozen turkey sandwiches in and still not bored of the stuff. Running low on apple sauce though...

[Tarmacsurfer]

Apple sauce with anything that hasn't come out of a Mr.Kipling branded box?

You sick bastard.
____________________
I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[thegubner]

[Hetzer]

[mysterious_rider]

This forum.

All we need now is a picture of nobcat with a bramley apple pie and we're done here.

[bazza]

I'm thinking Mustard Man, but with apple sauce...

https://knowyourmeme.com/i/4536/original/Mustard_Guy.jpg
____________________
"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[stinkwheel]

https://memegenerator.net/Swagger-Baby/ImageMacro/1215092/Swagger-Baby-fuck-da-police.jpg
____________________
“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[GhostRider]

Da fuck is all this about Apple Sauce with Turkey?

Cranberry sauce people, cranberry.

GhostRider
____________________
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Hetzer]

Mustard.
____________________
"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[Harold_Shand]

Loads of piccalli.
____________________
BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010

Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.