Acceptable office conversation

[jay12329]

What are acceptable conversations for in the office?
This morning sat at my desk I have been subjected to topics such as;
cystitis,
Body hair removal
And Christmas presents from boyfriends.

I'm in a medical job so I'm used to a certain level of openness but surely there are somethings you don't need to share?

I'm off to find something to do away from my desk!

J

[scorps]

only man there huh, well im the only woman so its usually

the tits on page three
the shagging potential of females passing the site
marking farts out of 10
who can burp the loudest
etc etc


man up and go with the flow
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[Luke_Retrofly]

Sex
Gay sex
More gay sex
Rape
Prison sex

Your lucky if the conversation moves on to anythign other than the above subjects.
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[ollieholt]

[DrDonnyBrago]

I'm doing a PhD in the Gynaecology department, one of two males in a 20 member group, we talk of nothing but diseased fannies .

[Dazbo666]

[Bendy]

[ollieholt]

your doing a PhD in the Gynacology? you devil! lol

your right though, its not fun and games. you don't go to a gynacologist if your fanny isn't dropping off/stinking or generally horrific.

bet you have seen some right car crashes?

sorry for being crude!
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[dodsi]

The people on my office make polite small talk "hi, how are you?" "good" "how was your weekend?" "yeah not bad"... and discuss inane bollocks like whatever shite is on the telescreen and whatever certain footballists are doing.

As a somewhat abrasive character I tend to keep out of it, answer the questions with "fine, how are you/how was yours". On the occasions I have attempted to make a joke about something my harsh sense of humor is not well received or they just don't "get" other things I say because they are just not of the same mind set.

As a result it's easier to have as little to do with them as possible. I wouldnt choose to socialise with them out of work and at the Christmas party I left at 8:30 to meet up with my mates.

[DrDonnyBrago]

[thegubner]

If you're having trouble pulling you should visit a brothel, or for a freebie option, essex.

Not try and grow your fucking own.

[Clanger]

Try sharing an office with a pregnant lady!

Actually she's okay...because of her cravings and laziness, I get the opportunity to nip into town to get her things she wants...which means a break from the PC...which is totally fine.
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[Vman]

I work by myself a lot of the time, the conversations I have are truly stupid/pointless and often worrying!

[Silver]

In my last place we had a girl join our (all male) team. I took it upon myself to apologise in advance for the depravity she was sure to overhear. She said it was fine; her husband was a Sergeant in the Army, she'd grown up with vulgar language and could handle anything. It was about two weeks in that she complained to the MD, after one guy had spent half the morning discussing feltching...

[pepperami]

[mistergixer]

[The Original Muzza]

i work in a dental practice and am one of only 2 males in each day. Topics are obviously stuff i can't relate to.
I usually just get on with work but today i was subjected to the nurse who's been off getting her bojangles enlarged coming in to the reception to (literally) show some of them her new assets, and one of the nurses talking about her new nephew and how their MEDIUM (seriously) was wrong about the gender. Now i hate all that mumbo jumbo, so it's really hard not to constantly make sarcastic comments but i'm fairly certain the majority of them actually believe in it since i've overheard them speaking mince about what their psychic told them at the weekend. Women are stupid.
I don't even have anyone to shoot with skeptical glances whilst this is going on
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[Clanger]

[Fisty]

I have been working on my own today so the only conversation I have had has been with the voices in my head.
The have been telling me to walk to fowlers and buy a hayabusa.
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[KevTM]

There's 8 guys in my place and 1 woman. Split up into our sections so don't see her much. Conversations for us technicians can vary a lot, anything goes.

I've often been in the offices though and I usually have weird banter with one of the guys, we keep it "clean" but just weird, it's funny though because she's listening in but is confused to hell, such an innocent wee thing..

[thegubner]

When i used to work on the scrap workmates could expect conversation topics such as "roll up a fag fella" "that fucking stinks you dirty bastard" or "i Fucked your wife hur hur"

And little else, not a bird friendly atmosphere generally speaking.

[warped one]

We generally talk about anything, today's main topics were:

- Rihanna is a shaved chimp(Work mate who is racist)
- Munting a dead donkey,
- How the lad at work got caught, my his missus dad, wanking on her tit's,
- How far could the guys throw me,
- Steam trains,
- Making a Dog racing Rig out of Alu,
- All the usual talk about which celebrity is fittest, and who you'd like to poke up the bum,
- Why been gay is a mental illness (Work mate who is majorly homophobic)

Rather a clean day today, it is usually all about who would do what to the secretary or women walking past, with the occassional joke about pikies, and such.
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[Paivi]

[waffles]

[Luke_Retrofly]

One of our most enthusiastic conversations was "whats the least ammount of men required to may a full circle gay conga"

In went into great detail, like maximum angle of deflection, length, weight, included diagrams and everything
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