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manuka
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PostPosted: 03:17 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: How old is old? Reply with quote

What age do guys consider a women is 'too old' to pull? This is off the back of having a night out with several twenty-something girls, and feeling a bit like a chaperone at a party.
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PostPosted: 03:54 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
Christmas eve I took home a 39yo.


My sister!


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PostPosted: 04:14 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
Also where I come from, incest isn't that widely spread. So if keep it in the family is your thing then rock on mate.


Nar it's alright mate you can keep your family, I've seen what you fucked so god knows what your sisters done. Laughing
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PostPosted: 05:21 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha well admitting you have a problem is half the battle.
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PostPosted: 05:31 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Re: How old is old? Reply with quote

manuka wrote:
What age do guys consider a women is 'too old' to pull? This is off the back of having a night out with several twenty-something girls, and feeling a bit like a chaperone at a party.


It's just a case of age different from your own. Until you get to an age where the question has no meaning.
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PostPosted: 05:35 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Re: How old is old? Reply with quote

manuka wrote:
What age do guys consider a women is 'too old' to pull? This is off the back of having a night out with several twenty-something girls, and feeling a bit like a chaperone at a party.


There's no context at all with your post, how old are you? 12?
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PostPosted: 06:08 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Months.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

no age is too old. it all depends where you are. in a club over 30 and your too old.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swear I was being chatted up by a very sweet boy at a party last night.
He must have been all of 32 Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 11:29 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Over 30 is fair game, as long as they still have a pulse Razz
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I swear I was being chatted up by a very sweet boy at a party last night.
He must have been all of 32 Rolling Eyes

Laughing Laughing


Im 29, I cant believe you refused my advances Embarassed Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
Christmas eve I took home a 39yo..


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PostPosted: 13:07 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a bird goes back with someone like warped the chances are she has already had more dicks in her than the apple store.
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't matter what age other people consider too old, it's how you feel about that person, and just as important how that person feels about you.

There's 12yr between me and my wife,I was 21 and she was 33 when we got together, her family were trying to convince her I was too young (and still do) and one of her twin boys from her previous marriage doesn't like it either (they're about 6 years younger than me), she got a lot of grief over it which ended in us moving away and her breaking contact with a lot of people, we're now married, 2 kids together, another on the way and own a house together, she has a lot more and is a lot happier now than she was with her ex of the same age.

Age is simply a number......however I did notice that your thread was more about a quick shag with an older woman rather than a relationship with one, in which case the only thing that matters is you find that person attractive, I spent months trying to get into the pants of my 50yo landlady when I was 19, she was fit, and I got nowhere Sad
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're too old when they start smelling of biscuits and piss.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
They're too old when they start smelling of biscuits and piss.


Nah, too old when the flesh is rotting off the corpse.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
Raffles wrote:
They're too old when they start smelling of biscuits and piss.


Nah, too old when the flesh is rotting off the corpse.


Only if the corpse has gone cold.

Still warm? still ready. Mr. Green Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 14:41 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

virus wrote:

Only if the corpse has gone cold.

Still warm? still ready. Mr. Green Thumbs Up

Cheers
John


Nah! she`s only to old if when you move her , bits come off Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two things sprang to mind when I read the comments above...

1...There's a Brother and Sister in bed shagging, the Brother looks down at the Sister and says " You're a better fuck than our Mother " and the Sister looks up and says " I know, our Dad said "...

2...Necrophilia, the urge to crack open a cold one...


I know a couple of gorgeous 50 year old women, I'd tickle their peaches, I think it's down to the woman, not neccessarily their age...I'm 31 the Missus is 45 btw...
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

To old is when you have to pick off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.


A bit like a pork pie
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
I'm 29, I cant believe you refused my advances Embarassed Crying or Very sad

I was just playin hard to get Wink
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 17 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

19 with a 30 year old...
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