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mistergixer World Chat Champion
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Posted: 17:37 - 16 Jan 2011 Post subject: Cookery for ravers |
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It's my daughter's birthday today, so mrsgixer has taken her (and the rest of the junior gixers) out to 'Toys 'R' Us' so she can spend all the birthday money which was burning a hole in her pocket.
It's rare to have the place to myself, and although i had the daughter's slap up birthday tea to prepare i thought i'd enjoy myself with a bit of musical accompaniment.
Whilst looking through a box of old cassettes the other day (some of our younger members may need to google what one is), i'd come across an old taping of an AWOL rave* from the early '90s. So, i popped it in the stereogram and cranked the volume up to 11.
Within a minute or 2 i was leaping around the kitchen like a proper hardcore junglist nutter, and as i brushed oil & salt onto the rind of the 4KG pork shoulder, peeled and chopped the spuds and battened some carrots, i interspersed it with regular involuntary shouts of 'Bad Bwoy', 'Oh my Gosh', 'Rinse it' and 'Reeee-wind', i also pushed up my (imaginary) lighter, blew my (imaginary) horn and even mimed (quite) a few gunshots as i skipped, hopped and generally bounced about.
After a little while i got the itchy feeling on the back of my neck - you know, the one you get when someone is watching you make a prick of yourself.
I looked over the fence to spot my neighbour watching me with a big smirk on her face as she pottered around the garden in some old clothes. (My neighbour, by the way, is very much the dictionary definition of MILF). She saw i'd seen her, gave me a wave, a cheeky grin and then followed up my humiliation with a couple of mimed gunshots, before getting back to her gardening.
* For those who have no idea what AWOL is/was, here's a link to the very cassette which i was rinsing out at maximum volume:
AWOL - a way of life
I've also attached a 'Cool Story Bro' picture to save you all the bother. As i couldn't find one with a Junglist theme, i've gone for one with a culinary motif:
https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs589.ash2/154169_469996958619_629148619_5520836_1867636_n.jpg ____________________ Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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Hetzer |
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Posted: 17:41 - 16 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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And I've just ragged my throat rotten singing along to 'The Pretender' by the Foo Fighters. ____________________ "There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!" |
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mistergixer World Chat Champion
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Posted: 17:46 - 16 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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*attempts to stop involuntary gurning and rolling of eyes, then shouts in HT's ear:*
Nice one geezer. What's your name? Where you from? What you taken? ____________________ Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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Meanwhile in mistergixers kitchen.....
https://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2734/gurnli4.jpg ____________________ Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
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mistergixer World Chat Champion
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Posted: 18:48 - 16 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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*mistergixer knocks on neighbour's door*
Hi, i'm the gurning junglist from next-door, any chance you could pop your tits out for a photo for the lads on BCF? Either that or GTFO.
____________________ Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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Posted: 19:20 - 16 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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Rohypnol, for when she doesn't know she wants to
That is all ____________________ '84 TS50X, '91 TZR125, '89 CBR400RR, '91 VFR400R NC30, '98 R1
"Hey copernicus! Why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shit."
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Posted: 09:30 - 17 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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Billing wrote: | Rohypnol, for when she doesn't know she wants to |
Funny that, I bought my wife some perfume the other day called Rohypnol Pour Femme - apparently she's not so keen on it because as it makes her tired and her bum sore. ____________________ Previous: Cub50, NRG50, TS50, YB100, CB125, NSR125, ZZR600, CBF1000, SV650s, ZX6R B1H, XT250, Mito Powered Crosser, WRF450, , FZ600, VN800, GSXR600 - Currently CB1000R |
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Posted: 13:45 - 17 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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For New Years I was at Moondance and it's well and truly got me in the mood for a few raves this year! I used to really like my Drum & Bass/Jungle but since seeing DJ Ratpack on New Years I can't stop listening to 'old school', it really helps when cleaning the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymq3O7sPGiM ____________________ Honda SFX50 > Aprilia SR125 > Aprilia RS125 > Honda RFV400 > K4 GSXR600 > KTM Duke > C1H 636 > K3 GSXR1000 > Aprilia RSV-R > Triumph Street Triple R > Ducati 899 Panigale > Aprilia Tuono 1100 > Triumph Daytona 675R > KTM SuperDuke 1290 2.0 |
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Posted: 21:28 - 28 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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AWOL defined it all for me ____________________ BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010
Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation. |
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Oh. My. God. A sack of pills and half a kilo of coke couldn't fix that cack. ____________________ "There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!" |
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Posted: 23:39 - 28 Jan 2011 Post subject: |
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Hetzer wrote: |
Oh. My. God. A sack of pills and half a kilo of coke couldn't fix that cack. |
ah Ultra sonic are cool! always loved them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNu-ppr7PQ&feature=related
let me hear ya 1 2 3 4! come on! ____________________ All the breast.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 13 years, 139 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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