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Shower direction
Towards controls/nozzle
38%
 38%  [ 30 ]
Away from controls/nozzle
61%
 61%  [ 47 ]
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The Artist
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Which way do you face in the shower? Reply with quote
Weird convo I was having with someone.

I always face away from the nozzle/controls/taps and towards the door/bath.

What is the BCF way?
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Towards for the most part, then I face away from it when I'm soaping up. Standing towards it allows you to get the water to brush past your hair and away from your face (if it's high up like mine) Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Depends what I am doing.

Towards controls when washing face and hair.
Away from controls when standing for 15 minutes with hot water running down my neck and back, like a massage, and not wanting to get out Smile
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
360-degrees, as required? Neutral
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
If i'm showering in 'public' (sportshall etc) and the soap gets dropped, i'm always careful to orientate my back to the wall, especially if the 999kid is around.

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PostPosted: 19:11 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
When I was in prison I was made to face the floor in the shower while Bubba and his mates violated me.
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Generally away.
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
i face the controls and nozzle, and if i want hot water down my back i just duck my head forward.
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
360-degrees, as required?


Surely everyone does this?
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
gary.glitter wrote:
When I was in prison I was made to face the floor in the shower while Bubba and his mates violated me.


No, no I don't want to be in your gang.
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I face the nozzle, but I prefer a bath Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Towards the nozzle/controls when rinsing, away and out of the water when lathering up. Towards and out of the water when rubbing one off so that the population paste goes somewhere near the plughole and is easily rinsed away.
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
360 for washing, face away for washing hair and having a soak.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poseidon wrote:
Towards the nozzle/controls when rinsing, away and out of the water when lathering up. Towards and out of the water when rubbing one off so that the population paste goes somewhere near the plughole and is easily rinsed away.


Way too much information Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Way too much information Rolling Eyes Wink

Like you don't. Next you'll be telling me you've never p!ssed in the shower either.
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Like you don't. Next you'll be telling me you've never p!ssed in the shower either.
..Only to get the hairs out of the plughole Shifty
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Next you'll be telling me you've never p!ssed in the shower either.


It's the shitting in the sink that upsets the missus.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poseidon wrote:
Paxovasa wrote:

Way too much information Rolling Eyes Wink

Like you don't. Next you'll be telling me you've never p!ssed in the shower either.


god no! piss in the sponge and wring it out down the toilet! Wink
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's the next topic?

Which way to you lay in bed
Which way do you stir your tea
Which way do you... like it?

Only BCF, only BCF.

FWIW, I probably don't go 360 but more likely clockwise and counter-clockwise 180... depending on which way the wind blows.

So''s your face.

Eh?
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Two answers for this one...

Depends which way the Missus is bending over Wink ...

Also I'm only in there three minutes at the most ( I shave my head so it's not like I've got to ponce about washing my hair ) so I'm all about the 360 to rinse off...
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Which way to you lay in bed - With my head at the top i.e the head near the headboard
Which way do you stir your tea - clockwise... something to do with the hemisphere. In australia I'd probably stir it anti-clockwise
Which way do you... like it? - White no sugar.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Next you'll be telling me you've never p!ssed in the shower either.


It's the shitting in the sink that upsets the missus.


My mate has a story about his nutcase former housemate when he shared a flat. Apparently my mate went into the bathroom one day and found a butter knife on the side of the bath. He was naturally curious as to why such a utensil would have a reason to be in there, so he asked his roommate about it. His roommate told him that when he was taking a shower he needed a dump, and rather than get out and sit his wet backside on the loo, he just dropped a code brown payload right there. Owing to the viscosity of said deposit, it wouldn't rinse away, so he had to go into the kitchen, get the butter knife and dice it into small enough chunks that allowed it to fall through the plug-hole grating.

My mate moved out of that flat shortly after. The fact the flat was above a funeral directors with a chapel of rest was unnerving him anyway, but the butter knife being used for things other than butter was the last straw.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 16 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm with silky on this one.

Hopefully not at the same time Laughing
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