Feck.

[Hetzer]

That was a bit of an ordeal. Ayasha turned 13 a few days ago, me and Noriko (mostly me ) have just given her the complete low-down on boys. And stuff. The full works. "What's a condom?...eh? Eww!!!"

After that Vissi will be a piece of cake.
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[The999Kid]

I got nothing of the sort from my parents... Was left To the school to provide that education... But at least i was in an all boys school =P

My dads answer was "birds and bees..? Birds go tweet and bees go buzz"
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[Carl_steveo]

I don't remember having that conversation when I was a kid. I always knew what all that stuff was mostly because of school I suppose. I was watching porn by the time I was 13. I'm not looking forward to that conversation if I ever have kids. How did you go about it anyway? Sit her down, and explain in a childish way the birds and the bees? I can imagine you sitting her down and showing her the "Last person to post thread wins karma" lol.

[The999Kid]

[MinhDinh]

I am pretty sure she knows about it at age 13 sir.

The 'what is a condom thing' was just to style it out.

Come on, kids these days aged 7 probably leave Nickelodeon games and google 'sex'
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[pinkyfloyd]

Mom where do babies come from?

The stork brings them.

Mom.... who shags the stork?
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Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Carl_steveo]

Infact I haz a story that doesn't involve cheezeburgerz. My gf's little sister Yaz sometimes stays with us so her parents can go out. She comes over with her bag of cloths and a little laptop and plays games. Anyway we were sitting there one day watching a film and Yaz was on her laptop.

I look over to check shes okay and shes sitting there watching a bloke fucking a young lad over a couch. I jumped up and grabbed the laptop off her, checked the history and she had gone from playing iCarly games to googling sexy boys, sexy boys kissing and then she ended up on porn. Remember people parental controls are there for a reason.
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[Mr.Everready]

Where I am the kids get taught about it at aged 10 in school !
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[neatbik]

I was given the task of educating our eldest when he turned 13.

Turns out he knew it all anyway.

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[Irezumi aka Reuben]

[pepperami]

I spent my formative years in the city and learn`t more than my parents.
My education came from the school playground.

From a very young age I tried to be as open as possible when my kids asked questions about sex
And they used to try and ask questions just to try and embarrass me

now they tell me stuff !
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[kawashima]

We searched many such words on a large dictionary.
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[Carl_steveo]

[kawashima]

[nowhere.elysium]

[nowhere.elysium]

That's nothing...

[The999Kid]

[Hetzer]

Noriko had already told her the mechanics a couple of years ago, our conversation this afternoon was more about practicalities and certain moralities, 'spiritual' guff and whatnot.
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[oldpink]

by the time my sons were 13 they were staying with me in Amsterdam
my window overlooked a row of booths so there sex education was looking out the window
didn't have to explain much to them
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[Im-a-Ridah]

[keggyhander]

13 year old Ayasha comes down to the breakfast table and sits with her Dad.

"Dad?" says Ayasha, "You know how you said when I got my first boyfriend that I could ask you about the facts of life?"

"Erm....yes..."

"Well I've met this lad and I'd like to ask you some things."

<Reading newspaper> :"Go on then."

"Well......You know on a lads's thingy, what do you call the purple thing on the end?"

"<Ahem>.....well, the medical term is the Glanspenis, or just Glans. Most people call it the 'Bell End' or the 'German Helmet' "

"Oh, right!" replied Ayasha. "Dad?....What do you call that rolled up thing just below that?"

"Er....that's the foreskin, but some boys don't have one of those, such as Jews, Muslims, and certain Americans."

"Right. Dad?.......What do you call those two hairy round things about twelve inches further back from that?"

(Hetzer's cornflakes go flying from his mouth right across the table):

"Well I don't know about anybody else but I've always called them ARSECHEEKS!"

[Im-a-Ridah]