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Tig
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 25 Jan 2011    Post subject: Vajazzle - another way to relieve chavs of their cash Reply with quote
https://www.vajazzle.me.uk/

wtf
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 25 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought that was sooo 1990s.
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clancy
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
"stylish jewelry for your vajayjay" lmao
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wonder if it is a choking hazard.
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PostPosted: 00:59 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CHR15 wrote:
what happens if you accidentally eat one?


you get the bad aids Thumbs Down
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Tig
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PostPosted: 01:54 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CHR15 wrote:
what happens if you accidentally eat one?


you get diamante studded poop?? Shocked
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PostPosted: 02:01 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CHR15 wrote:
what happens if you accidentally eat one?


You go to Essex Hospital.
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ollieholt
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice one Tig! I mentioned it in another thread but didn't have a link. so weird isn't it?


I can honestly say that no Vajazzle would ever 'turn me on' above and beyond a finely cut bush.
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I was hoping for
Quote:
it made my Vaj sparkle
or something similar.
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Hobes
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flip wrote:
I was hoping for
Quote:
it made my Vaj sparkle
or something similar.


Something like:

Quote:
Sharon G from Essex writes:

I've always felt self concious about letting others see my Vajayjay as after my last pregnancy, it looks like a prolapsed bacon sandwich.

I'd tried everything I could think of to cause a distraction, that's when I discovered "Vajazzle"

Vajazzle provided me with a diamante representation of David Cameron, which I have had installed just above my cesarean scar.

Now I can distract from one big cunt by using another!

Thanks Vajazzle!

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ollieholt
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Matt Laughing Oh you.

Would you want me more if I had an assjazzle?
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swiftb
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 26 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
ollieholt wrote:
Matt Laughing Oh you.

Would you want me more if I had an assjazzle?


Assjazzle Laughing Thats a cool word. "Check out my Swarovski starfish bro!" lol
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ollieholt
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PostPosted: 01:42 - 27 Jan 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Got to be better then an assjizzle anyway Laughing

Check out my swarofski starfish!

https://www.belisi.com/images/image-944-313-swarovski-starfish-crystal-necklace.aspx
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