I'm some kind of mug?

[Hetzer]

Noriko goes to shop, two minutes later kids appear in the kitchen...

Ayasha: "Dad, I'm going to eat something."

Me: "Yeah? Maybe my foot. Up your arse."

Ayasha: "That's not eating."

Me: "Yes it is. Kind of."

Ayasha: "Anyway, give me something to eat."

Me: "I already did, you had chips earlier."

Ayasha: "But I'm hungry again."

Me: "Sue me. And your mum will kill me anyway."

Ayasha: "She doesn't need to know."

Me: "Give you stuff in secret?! ".

Vissi: "You do anyway."

Ayasha: "Like smarties."

Me: "You're using that against me? You'll get nothing else..."

Ayasha: "No, just saying."

Vissi: "So you can do it now."

Me: "So like what?"

Ayasha: "Ripple?"

Me: "I've eaten them, none left. Ha ha."

Vissi: "Chips?"

Me: "*sigh*...go on then, one packet to share."

Ayasha & Vissi: "Yay!" Grab bag, scamper off...

Me: (shouting) "Hide the evidence!"

Ayasha: (shouting) "We're not stupid!"
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Yes.
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[colin1]

BCF exclusive : Hetzer is a softie.
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[Irezumi aka Reuben]

As much as it may displease you I think it just means youre very similar to most other parents in the world!
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[Hetzer]

Vissi, on planets:

"Dad...!"

"What...?!"

"Why doesn't the earth fly off into space?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's going around the sun really fast, how does it stay in the same place?"

"It's on a stick."

"No it isn't."

"Yes it is. How else do you think it stays in one place?"

"But it moves around the sun!"

"Yes, the stick goes into a big clockwork box, that's how it all works."

The look on his face, priceless.
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[Charlie]

I believed the whole world was black and white before they invented colour television for about 2/3 years. Thanks a lot Dad
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[stinkwheel]

I'd have given them a thick ear for calling crisps chips.

"And don't let me catch you Americanising again!"
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[Hetzer]

[SoND]

Let him watch this lecture by Prof Lewin, can't really get much more of a definitive answer than this.

He's a good lecturer, fun to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPsB6jb6ig
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[Pabbers]

'Crisp' is far more descriptive of the foodstuff.
So what do you call those deep fried chunks of potato?
A crisp is a crisp. Chips my arse you Yankee suck up boy. Go suck Obama's weiner.....

[mysterious_rider]

[hellkat]

My sister in NZ (which is considerably more Americanised than people realise) constantly razzes me for calling them "crisps"
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[stinkwheel]

[Hetzer]

[stinkwheel]

[Hetzer]

[hellkat]

Minge!
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[Hetzer]

[hellkat]

Although I DO have a tendency to say "gas".
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[Hetzer]

[mistergixer]

[stinkwheel]

[Frost]

Wait till hydrogen becomes viable and the americans might start making sense

[hellkat]

Yea but don't you just have a hankering to say "I'm goin' into town for some gasssssoleeeeene", and roll the word round your mouth with a slight southern twang in the style of Jerry Reid or someone equally cheesy.
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[colin1]

suggesting your kids sue you, is also a bit 80's america
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