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GhostRider
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Christian? Believe in the Rapture? What about your pets? Reply with quote

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Look, we all know Jesus is coming back. Soon.
The question is, wtf happens to our pets when we are whisked away to heaven.
I know FOR SURE my dog has heard the Word, and I'm pretty sure she's rejected it.
For a small fee, these heathens are ensuring care for your pet when He comes.

https://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html


These guys are active in 20 states, which tells me they must be gaining some income from this shit.....unbelievable.......

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PostPosted: 14:18 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes I just want to smash my own head in. Hurt
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best bit is if it does happen they can let the pets rot and there will be nobody to sue them. Though god might not be too impressed.
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the fact that they haven't been beamed up with the rest of them would already assure them of God's discontent for them.....in for a penny, in for a pound!

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PostPosted: 14:46 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like a good idea for a business to me.

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PostPosted: 15:01 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a great episode of Family Guy where Peter & Lois go away on holiday, leaving Brian (the family dog) in charge.

The kids are acting up, and Brian attempts to discipline them.

Chris responds with "You can't tell me what to do, you don't have a soul".

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PostPosted: 19:13 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually think this is a brilliant con,

In the bible belt they can say to fundamentalist christian 'belivers'...

" either you dont you want your pet saved - thats not very christian, or you dont believe that the rapture will happen and therefore arent as christian as you say...."

Read the T's & C's, excellent.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm in favour of stupid christians being taxed to support clever atheists.

If there were enough stupid christians in England, I'd consider copying this business model. I doubt that there are.
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

According to Constantine "cats are half in, half out" any ways.


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PostPosted: 21:13 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, what a quote. "My dog has heard the Word."
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

JP7 wrote:
Wow, what a quote. "My dog has heard the Word."


So has mine!

Well, two in fact, those being "food" and "walk", they never fail!
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 09 Feb 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://files.sharenator.com/09013_bird_is_the_word_400x400_are_you_ready-s400x400-42060-535.jpg
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