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Wouldn't do it in front of a copper and they could probably dress it up as not being fully in control of the vehicle if they were feeling shitty. ____________________ My Flickr |
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Acting abit daft today, i tried swerving around them at the last second. Had a moment when i clipped the corner of one whilst trying the 'quick-flick' method...weird headshake and the rear wheel sent my arse into the air.  ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
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Near me there are some traffic calming cobbles set into the road, they're nice when it's wet. And after the cobbles there is one of those mahoosive across the road bumps. Only a goon would sit on their seat for that. ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
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We have the square speed bumps in the middle of each lane in both directions from the end of our road. I tend to ride around them unless there's no other alternative... and I stand up if I have to go over them.
https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5255/5507191478_d4b393feae.jpg
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Do you mean standing on the pegs or do you mean the bike...
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I make a point of driving/riding flat on the limit through speedbump areas if my suspension can handle it comfortably and safely (and I'm not in so much of a hurry that I feel pressed to go a little quicker... bit pointless when the whole thing becomes ACCELERATE! BRAKE! ad infinitum tho for the sake of a couple seconds)...
I find they make very good overtaking spots, even in the car! Some charlie slowing down to walking pace for a ramp I can happily take without lifting off ... wait for them? Not ruddy likely. Particularly when I can now pass them without breaking the law.
As for raising yourself off the seat in order to tackle an obstacle more safely and with more control (your knees taking the strain as natural shock absorbers will give you more ability to stay in control of the bike as you go over the bump - or a big pothole - or whatever, than staying sat on it at a slightly lower speed and having all the shock transmit up your spine... and into your arms too) ... I can't see why a copper would have much trouble with that. Has one of them pulled you over out of boredom or something?
Quite what they'd say to my occasional habit of attacking the more severe of the "pillow" type by pre-loading the suspension and bunnyhopping over (dead on the limit once again) using the bump itself to gain air is anyone's guess  |
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| cloric_tzr wrote: | but if there are those white painted (emergency only) markings and a copper in a bad mood see's you going over them anyway he/she can and may do you for the wrong doing. however i would still plead its 'safer' for me to go through the gap than bump over them and lose some stability and direction. |
Which ones are those? The diagonal "tiger tails" with broken white lines down each side? I'm pretty certain that's a highway code SHOULD NOT instead of a MUST NOT, and you're allowed dispensation to pass extra slow (<10mph) / stationary vehicles and other obstructions/hazards anyway.
Plus, they're meant as a way of enforcing separation between the two lanes, for safety/emergency vehicle/etc purposes anyway. If you're not actually straying into the other lane it'd have to be a VERY arsey copper who went looking for an excuse to try and somehow nick you for it. You'd probably have already got their attention for doing something else, let's say.
If there are actual unbroken white lines, now THEY'RE the ones you shouldn't cross. But in that photo, if there was a double solid down the middle, I could still get my wheel between it and the bump, and claim "I was still on my side of the road / in the left hand lane".
Also, ebay auction popped up at the bottom of the page, anyone fancy these portable sleeping policement for £40? Modular, so you can set them up to slow down the vehicle track width of your choosing whilst letting everything else though unimpeded.
https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Speed-bumps-humps-traffic-calming-car-parks-roads-/320671668750?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3 |
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Came across the stupidest thing the other day. Coming from a 40 to a NSL, see the sign so start to speed up and just before the speed limit change there is a speed bump (the kind that go across all of the road) which isnt painted or anything, bloody stupid thing. Hit it going about 50, almost threw me off and managed to smash by nads into the tank  ____________________ Bikes Past: Yamaha Aerox (sold) Yamaha R125 (written off)
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I rode a lot in Southampton - the city that HATES road users i always did the standing up to go over speed bumps thing and was never stopped.
About the square ones, going over or around them as you see fit is fine but. . . . .i have noticed they tend to produce all manner of Fuckwitism in car drivers who help themselves to the entire road in useless attempts to avoid them.
Be aware if you're whipping along at a good rate that an oncoming car driving towards the speed-bump in his own lane is in no way guaranteed not to randomly swing into yours to invoke what his teeny brain perceives as his 'right' to the entire road.  ____________________ smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits! |
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Old Thread Alert!
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