im well funny me i am :D

[CaNsA]

You aint gonna find this funny, but it really made me chuckle.
MSN log of me and my mate.

Craig . says
ur mom back yet?

lunn says
just got in
on me way ok

Craig . says
sound, tell her to make me a sammich
and bring it with you

lunn says
lolz

Craig . says
i want ham and cheese and chicken and salami and peperoni and garlic sausage
and steak in it

lunn says
dont want much

Craig . says
nopes
oh and a packet of mccoys

lunn says
ffs

Craig . says
cheese flavor
lol

lunn says
steak
ftw

Craig . says
and an egg in the buttie
and some bacon
and a pork pie
all in the buttie

lunn says
fuck off
im on me way

[GhostRider]

How the fuck you aren't selling out shows at wembley with your comedic genious is beyond me.

GhostRider
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[CaNsA]

[hellbound]

This made me LOL...but then i have a juvenile sense of humour.
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[CaNsA]

Edited

[MarJay]

This is me before reading this thread:

This is me after reading this thread.

This is me trying to work out how it is funny

And this is me thinking about someone making a decision to post it on a forum because of its hilarity.
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[Fisty]

https://coilhouse.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/127881261969.gif

Bong........................ bong.................................. bong
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[Handsome]

[CaNsA]

Dude, thats fkin awesome.

Do i have your permission to use it?

[Handsome]

Of course Princess ...
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[Raffles]

When I opened this thread I rolled about on the floor laughing. I always enjoy CaNsA's and Warped One's posts.
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[mistergixer]

Is the funny bit being posted later?
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[The Artist]

A while back I posted a chat conversation which at the time was lol worthy but once posted upon BCF's fine message board, it was greeted with zero lolz.

Chat>>>>Forum = fail

Forum>>>>Chat = win

[The Original Muzza]

[Paulington]

https://files.sharenator.com/1269385664419_thumb_Are_You_a_Wizard-s465x619-66579-580.jpg.
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[MaybeGuy]

Funnier than Shaun.

Lilzurdz
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith