Been a bit stupid today

[pits]

So I was a bit silly today, no I didn't have a spill nor get done by the police for something, but I decided to go out on the bike, rushing around to catch the last of the sun, lets see who can guess what the hell I forgot to take/put on before I went out on my bike and then caused me to return after two miles because the bike just couldn't be ridden

[pinkyfloyd]

It wouldnt be your big pink neck warmer would it?
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[potato]

pants.

[james1988]

Gloves?

[potato]

socks.

am i getting close?

[james1988]

Condom for the Newport aids?

[HD]

Urinate?
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[pinkyfloyd]

Keys? He pushed the bike down hill for 2 miles before realizing there was no noise.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[pits]

Nope not even close,

James I haven't been into Newport since 2007, and moved out of the Newport area in 2004 ish, just put Newport as it is easier for me

[Poseidon]

helmet?
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[dogbot]

Bike?

[The Artist]

[Billing]

Boots?
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[elgard]

went out in slippers

[HD]

Well I initially thought fuel but you dont take or put on fuel...

Wait, your fuel tap?!
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Rusty '02 Vito Camper + CBR600F3

[james1988]

[pits]

Nope, no one is close, well I got suited and booted, nice new thermal socks on, put my shorts on, then back protector, then my onesie, zipped myself up, put my boots on, went outside, revved bike, put phone, wallet and keys in the cubby hold under seat, spent 10 minutes faffing about getting my buff positioned correctly, and forgot ear plugs so had to take lid back off.

Got lid back on, put gloves, riding up the road thinking to myself "Jesus titty fucking christ this is awful to ride, have my shorts got something in the back pocket, as there is something digging right into my left arse cheek" ignored it for a bit and thought to myself, "nah screw this I am not comfy at all I am going home, almost like someone has.....*Sigh*"

Pull onto my drive, and there it is, sat next to my front door, when it should be on my bike, so I get off bike and realise it is the oil tank cap that has been digging into my left arse cheek, and the reason it was digging into my left arse cheek was because my seat was on the floor next to my front door

[The Artist]

I think that is the first time someone has forgotten the seat to their bike.

[james1988]

[Mira]

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[Blackrandomap...]

wtf man! Thats really silly lol
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[Blackrandomap...]

wtf man! Thats really silly lol
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[N cee thirty]

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Jewlio Iglesias wrote: I actually did vote BNP once

[pits]

Seriously though, how the fuck do you forget your seat? Not even I can work out how the hell I did it, I mean, phone, wallet, buff I can understand, but my frigging seat, I am complete gammon slipper

[andyscooter]

wife thinks im nuts as im sat in a room on my own laughing
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