Such an Idiot!

[dogbot]

So, my house is a little short of space. That's my excuse.

Had the lads over last night, abusing the playstation, teaching Skate 3 a lesson. A couple of beers were had.

At one point, I was making my way merrily down the stairs and I sort of jogged into the guitar flight case that sits about a foot from the bottom step, like a booby trap to catch out the unwary.

I think I've broken my toe...

[ajbsmirnoff]

More importantly is the guitar ok ?

[dogbot]

Yeah. It's in a flight case.

I've called NHS direct and explained it and the swelling. I'm going to A&E in a bit. Apparently, there's not much they can do anyway, but I might get some painkillers.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

[Carl_steveo]

I ran down the stairs once in a hurry to leave for work. Had no shoes on and stubbed my toe on one of the spindles, sent me flying down the rest of the stairs. My toe hurt like a motherfucker, I feel your pain.
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[chris-red]

Just to make you feel better.

I fractured my big toe about 4 months ago, it still hurts often, it is still swollen and I still can't really wear some shoes because of how tight they are.
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[pinkyfloyd]

Hurts when that happens. But the worst pain in the world is standing on lego or a plug.
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[-Savage-]

You should have gotten in the flight case and sledged down the stairs.
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[moncada]

worse pain is catchin ur foreskin in ur fly. didnt happen since i was a child then twice in one week a month ago

[hellkat]

.... I have a question about that.





Does it happen less if you have a small dick?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

In fact, I have another question about that.

Does it happen to circumcised guys: I mean, do they nick the lovely shiny head instead? Or do they just nick "what's left"?


And ... if it is the shiny head bit ... does it leave a scar?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Not caught the old chap in a zip since I figured out how underwear works.

I have, however, found out that you really shouldn't solder in just a bath robe.
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[Polarbear]

I ripped my foreskin shagging a bird once.

It bled like a stuck pig, but I accused her of being on the rag and not saying. Only when I stood up and it kept dripping red spunk was it obvious.

She never talked to me again.
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[dogbot]

Well, this thread's taken an unexpected turn!