A girl Dilemma

[The999Kid]

Shock horror! yes i know...

I;ve always wanted to lost my vaginal sex virginity but i dont know how to go about this... preferably i'd like it to be a girl i know and trust to be discreet and mature about it. but i have no idea how to go about asking...

any ideas?
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

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[Handsome]

That Fleshlight has fucking spoilt you, if they're that good I'm packing the Missus' stuff in the morning.

Do you have no female friends who are close enough to ask ?...
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[swampy]

[Chalky.]

Your mum might be keen? I'd ask though.

[The999Kid]

[The999Kid]

[Chalky.]

[Handsome]

[swampy]

[Pete.]

[The999Kid]

[Redoko]

I think I speak for everything when I say text your lesbian friend and let us know what she says.





"Hey, _____ we're friends right?"
"Yeah?"
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Fill in the blanks. Let us know how it goes.

Also, if she's a lesbian, is that a good choice to see how hetro sex is? Considering she is a lesbian...
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[yen_powell]

Find one who boasts she's good at everything and get some friends to hint she could convert you if she worked at it.
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[Old Git Racing]

If you have to ask on here.....pay for it. They're invariably mature and usually discreet cos they dont give a fukc. They don't want a 'relationship' and all you've gotta ask is 'how much for a shag'.

As for asking your lesbian friend, might be interesting but make sure she's the taker not the giver, or you might lose another virginity, either way let us all know.

OGR
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[Handsome]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Wash yer nob 1st.
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[bagger]

if you find someone do her up the gary stick with what you do best has always been my motto
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[Burnside]

I think you're setting yourself up for a fall here - how do you expect to maintain a stiffy if you're not sexually attracted to girls?

You'll get a floppy and be wrought with embarrassment & akwardness cos it happened with a friend. And it's not all about you you know, the 'lucky' burd you choose is looking to get something out of it too...
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[Skudd]

I thought all gays had a Fag-hag in tow. The girl who hangs around because it is trendy to have a gay mate.
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[Suntan Sid]

[hellbound]

If she is the type of lesbian that uses a Vibrator then she might be up for it just to see what the real thing is actually like.

we all await you responce to this, for the sake of BCF...don't leave us in the dark!
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[J D]

Would you be able to get excited by a women then?
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[Neorion]

Guess its easy for you then.

Dress as normal, meet some "birds" chat birds up (just talk to them like you normally do)
Drop in you want to try the yogurt storage facility she is carrying as you think you want to turn (dont flounce on your heels at this point r its over) and voila

If at first you dont suceed

Go fatter!

Simple

Good luck
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[chris-red]

I don't think you would have a problem with dressing gay, 80% of straight blokes dress gay IMO.


Case in point, my mate Ali,

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