Broken ribs

[Ariel Badger]

Hurt.
No point in staying off work, no point in going to the Dr, I just hope it heals for Red Marley.
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[95Theses]

If it is broken and not bruised / fractured it is worth getting them x-rayed to make sure they are healing in the correct position and that there are no sharp bits of bone than could end up puncturing a lung.

then they will send you away and tell you there is nothing they can do!

Bloody sore, I broke two.

[Charlie]

Ouch. How did you do it?
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Sneezing will be agony for a few months, try not to catch a cold .

[Minty]

Walli, you are my hero of the day.

Until Warped finally takes the grinder to that arm cast.
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[hellkat]

How did you do that, you daft old bugger?
Hope you feel better soon!
xx xx
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[mistergixer]

Never broken them (ribs), but i have dislocated them before - having it re-located was one of the most painful experiences of my life.

As it's weakened, i frequently subluxate it, did it again a couple of weeks ago - i now have a nice lump in the middle of my back and a constant nagging ache.

Marvellous.
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[dogbot]

Ouch.

Sympathies, one of the worst things you can break, pain-wise, in my experience.

Hope you feel better soon.

[Tarmacsurfer]

They do. It's the little blue sparks that float past the eyes for the first few days when you breathe too deeply that intrigue me.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Sorry about that Wali...but when i say 'Bend over' you Bend mofo.

Duct tape for The Hill FTW.
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[ajbsmirnoff]

I had broken ribs during hayfever season.

Sneezing wasn't fun.

[Wilson12345]

I have broken ribs but am not going to take time off work discuss
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[dransy]

you should go to the butchers and get some spare ones
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[Ariel Badger]

Ribs (plural). I fell up the stairs and landed on some unasembleled Ikea flatpack that I have been putting off doing. The Boss made me go to the Dr this morning so it is six weeks on painkillers. Driving is horrible, pot holes stink and as it is my left side changing gears and clutch both hurt.
I sent an all school email
"Would colleagues please refrain from hugging, poking or squeezing me for a few weeks please? I have just returned from the Dr and he confirms that my close encounter with gravity last night has left he with broken ribs."
Thanks for all the sympathy people.
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[colin1]

I doubt they are gonna heal in time for Red Marley, but maybe you get extra man points for doing the hill climb with broken ribs.

Only thing is, when you come off, what if one of your broken ribs punctures a lung or something.

Ouch.
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[Ariel Badger]

Doctor said six weeks to heal and the big hill is in five. I might gay up and wear some body armour.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I'll start up the Beast for you.

You'll know closer to the time whether you've healed enough. It'd be a waste of time challenging the mighty pimple with a body not worthy of it.
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[Ariel Badger]

I already have a mate on kickstart duty as my hip is not up to it, the rib fractures are just another problem to overcome. Will you be at RM Pat, I have a ride in the Thundersprint as well I dare say I will see you there
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[Carl_steveo]

Ouch I feels your pain, I was out on the piss with some mates, was running to the cash point in the rain. My mate decided it was a "Race" and pushed me straight over, I slid through the rain into a pole breaking a few ribs. When you rub your hand down my rib cage you get to the point where a couple disappear and then they start again.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Yes..love the event.

If i start growing a beard i may be able to double for you.
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[sickpup]

A few years back I broke a whole section of my rig cage. Three ribs with 6 breaks, each broken out section was about 4-5 inches lon.

give it a few weeks and you will be fine unless someone punches them.

[The999Kid]

Fancy your own personal medic for the hill climb?
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[Ariel Badger]

You just want to get your hands on my body you naughty boy, a personal masseur would be nice though
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