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PostPosted: 12:49 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Things To Do Before You Die. . . . Reply with quote

Something came up on another thread and got me thinking. . . .what kind of things are on your "to Do Before I Die' lists?


. . . . . .i understand of course that this thread will degenerate into porno pics with the word 'this' underneath them. . . . .but i'm hoping for some interesting answers too Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Things To Do Before You Die. . . . Reply with quote

cornishbird wrote:
Things to do before you die


You Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Things To Do Before You Die. . . . Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
cornishbird wrote:
Things to do before you die


You Mr. Green Thumbs Up


OMG! thats made me giggle, thank you!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skydive
Fly a plane
Ride a motorbike over 200mph

etc
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Live.
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Die. Wink
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drive/ride at over 200mph, have a threesome, go without human contact for a month, see how long I can stay awake for, make some babies, dig a really really deep hole, make a really really big fire, kill someone, eat human flesh, get a tattoo, lose a digit (finger or toe) and play with the stump, get a facial scar, collect a large ball of belly button fluff and sell it, fly, make a bomb capable of destroying a small building, destroy a small building, try contact lenses, reuse a condom, get tasered, taser someone, do a wheelie, drift a car, drive a dragster, race on a track, own a goat, screw a goat, make a human/animal hybrid, break a femur, get a divorce, star in a play, sing a song, have a pinata, get alcohol poisoning, try LSD, teach a dog to back flip and arm wrestle an elephant's trunk.
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonnyBrago wrote:
Drive/ride at over 200mph, have a threesome, go without human contact for a month, see how long I can stay awake for, make some babies, dig a really really deep hole, make a really really big fire, kill someone, eat human flesh, get a tattoo, lose a digit (finger or toe) and play with the stump, get a facial scar, collect a large ball of belly button fluff and sell it, fly, make a bomb capable of destroying a small building, destroy a small building, try contact lenses, reuse a condom, get tasered, taser someone, do a wheelie, drift a car, drive a dragster, race on a track, own a goat, screw a goat, make a human/animal hybrid, break a femur, get a divorce, star in a play, sing a song, have a pinata, get alcohol poisoning, try LSD, teach a dog to back flip and arm wrestle an elephant's trunk.


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PostPosted: 13:35 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enjoy this coming weekend.
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonnyBrago wrote:
screw a goat


Goats arnt so hot. Sheep are better, the wools makes it easier to hold on to. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 13:42 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Become charlie Sheen.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nai wrote:
DonnyBrago wrote:
screw a goat


Goats arnt so hot. Sheep are better, the wools makes it easier to hold on to. Thumbs Up


Bit of a cliche though mate, besides, goats have handle bar horns and chin testicles to play with and who says I haven't already done a sheep (been living in wales for almost 6 years now Shocked ) Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Become a household name.
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chalky. wrote:
Become a household name.


Just change your name to Domestos.

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PostPosted: 14:05 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are many little things that I hope I get to do, such as: smoke a really expensive Cuban cigar; spend a night in an expensive room of a 5 star hotel; become competent at horse riding; see an ancient historical sight; learn Russian; read the Russian version of Crime and Punishment; etc

Two things stand out though: race at the Isle of Man TT, and, save up for ages and spend a year travelling around America getting high with my mates.

Plus have a family and what not...
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Done most of mine already. Dunno if that's good or bad to be honest.

I don't wish for pipedreams, or things that would require a lot of dedication.

Perhaps one last thing I'd like to do is wrestle something very dangerous, out of necessity. That would be cool.
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ride every bike I ever wanted.





And possibly make some babies on the way. You know reproduce life etc...

But bikes come first.
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bonny wrote:
Perhaps one last thing I'd like to do is wrestle something very dangerous, out of necessity. That would be cool.

You leave my knob alone.
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, wrestle a bears a good one.

Punch a whale.

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PostPosted: 14:23 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did some horse riding last year with my posh ex (she was mad about horses).

They're sort of like bikes, only with a mind and more poop.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think I could ever go with a girl that was into horses.

Something in the back of my mind would just nag me that at some point in her life she's probably wanked/sucked off the horse.

I guess I spent too much time in the Karma thread.

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PostPosted: 14:38 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL. Laughing

She was boring as you like, as it goes. Very pretty, very fit, but boring as fuck.

Her dad hated me, too. Or at least, hated the idea of his little Catholic-school princess dating a tattooed, pierced biker. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to be able to phone up 16-year-old me and tell him I've done most of the stuff on his list. He'd be pretty pleased. 33-year-old me has an equally long list but the stuff on it is basically more expensive. Own a Ferrari, design and build a house, own one of the Maldives etc etc
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Things To Do Before You Die. . . . Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
cornishbird wrote:
Things to do before you die


You Mr. Green Thumbs Up


Bastard you beat me to it...

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PostPosted: 16:11 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Things To Do Before You Die. . . . Reply with quote

ADAM79 wrote:
Bastard you beat me to it...

I don't mind sharing, I'm not shy Wink ...


I wouldn't worry about sharing, he seems to be pretty quick off the mark so you'd not have to wait long.
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