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McJamweasel
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Handy grooming hint for the gentlemen of the board. Reply with quote
Wash & Go Sport makes for a rather good substitute for shaving gel for use on ones scrotum.

Tresemme conditioner is not quite so suitable.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good old bar of soap all over, for all your shaving needs. Smile
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Handy grooming hint for the gentlemen of the board. Reply with quote
McJamweasel wrote:
Wash & Go Sport makes for a rather good substitute for shaving gel for use on ones scrotum.

Tresemme conditioner is not quite so suitable.



Hmmmm?? why would you put Wash & Go Sport around your gentlemans vegatables? Confused whats wrong with soap & water?
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Real men dont shave their balls!
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
You've gone soft mate.

What happened to scraping your balls over a rusty cold chisel in the shed between oil changes?
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WildGoose wrote:

What happened to scraping your balls over a rusty cold chisel in the shed between oil changes?


Marriage. Wink
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WildGoose wrote:
You've gone soft mate.


Says Mr Royal Enfield? Razz
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
WildGoose wrote:
You've gone soft mate.

What happened to scraping your balls over a rusty cold chisel in the shed between oil changes?


This... Thumbs Up

I do enjoy pain though Wink
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Colin you liar!. Karens already told me that you cover your balls in cream and let the cat lick it off thus taking the hair off with it.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Huh? Everyone knows chicks dig hairy coconuts.
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Minty
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
Huh? Everyone knows chicks dig hairy coconuts.

Huh huh? Your mum loves the sound a bald sack makes when its bouncing against her chin.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Huh? Everyone knows chicks dig hairy coconuts.


No good if she can't find the fucking coconuts in the forest.

Odds on, she can't even find the forest within the bedroom most of the time. You've got to provide the best possible aid to direction finding.
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
Everyone knows women dig hairy coconuts.


We do?????? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Handy grooming hint for the gentlemen of the board. Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
why would you put Wash & Go Sport around your gentlemans vegatables?

Because you're worth it?

Because sometimes you don't have time to shampoo *and* condition?
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 17 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Clanger wrote:
DonnyBrago wrote:
Everyone knows women dig hairy coconuts.


We do?????? Shocked Shocked Shocked


Yes you do. When it is cold, bald nutsacks look like brains, noone wants to be licking a brain now do they?
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
beltsander ftw!
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
whitedevil wrote:
beltsander ftw!


Never get mine off with one of those. I'd probably need an angle grinder.

Things are bad at the moment on the public hair front for me though. I have to accept the fact I'm getting old. I found a grey one! Crying or Very sad Oh ok I found 2. But thats the start of my downfall.
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Handy grooming hint for the gentlemen of the board. Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:

gentlemans vegatables?


OMG that's made me scream laughing!!!!



with regards to hair removal waxing or epilating is most effective and good if any of you get a jolly from being in searing pain. . . . .course i only experience it as mild discomfort. . . .certainly don't make a big fuss/whimper/cry etc etc. . . . . . .honest! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaving gel? Pffft. Nice, sharp razor, away you go... Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
a good aloo extract shaving foam for the gentelmans veg. and a nice sharp clean gilette fusion power makes peeling the spuds quite an enjoyable experience my missus loves gobbling my man sausage after a fresh shave. plenty of moisturiser over the next couple of days ensures no shaving rash. i also use talc.

but for a facial bar of soap FTW i only recently discoverd this due to running out of shaving foam. but i dont like skrimping where the jewels are concerned.

results clean fresh hygenic region that the missus will apreciate and added bonus of the 'porn*' look
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
cloric_tzr wrote:
a good aloo extract shaving foam for the gentelmans veg. and a nice sharp clean gilette fusion power makes peeling the spuds quite an enjoyable experience my missus loves gobbling my man sausage after a fresh shave. plenty of moisturiser over the next couple of days ensures no shaving rash. i also use talc.


As I said. Real men dont shave their balls! And they certainly dont moisturise them!

My GF said sitting on a shaved one is like sitting on a porcupine. How she knows what sitting on a porcupine feels like I dont want to know but she likes me as hairy as I get.
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Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

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PostPosted: 15:53 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full brazillian FTW!
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:
Full brazillian FTW!


Eh? I thought a Brazilian was the 'landing strip/Hitlers face' and a 'Hollywood' was the full eggshell finish?
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:
Full brazillian FTW!


There you go. The poofta speaks. Only people that love the baldy ball bag look are other males!

Wink
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 18 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
pinkyfloyd wrote:
cloric_tzr wrote:
a good aloo extract shaving foam for the gentelmans veg. and a nice sharp clean gilette fusion power makes peeling the spuds quite an enjoyable experience my missus loves gobbling my man sausage after a fresh shave. plenty of moisturiser over the next couple of days ensures no shaving rash. i also use talc.


As I said. Real men dont shave their balls! And they certainly dont moisturise them!

My GF said sitting on a shaved one is like sitting on a porcupine. How she knows what sitting on a porcupine feels like I dont want to know but she likes me as hairy as I get.


Laughing its only like a 'porcupine' if you dont keep on top of it which is where the moisturiser comes in. Laughing

this is a funny thread Laughing
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