Show me your Burgers of Win

[CaNsA]

Tonight's burger

Burger of win. 8 onion rings, deep-fried cheese melters, 8 slices of pepperoni, 2 x 1/4lb slabs of meat and more cheese.
https://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189173_10150434039135790_820015789_17694603_6136004_n.jpg

A couple of weeks ago in Maccies

Big mac with a chicken burger in the middle.
https://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/164558_495303827011_597357011_6353843_699987_n.jpg

[The Artist]

The mcdonalds one is a fail. Me and a mate did 3 big tasties each.

[neil.]

Mmmm a heart attack in a bun... Want!

[CaNsA]

[The Artist]

[pits]

Amateurs the lot of you, call those burgers of "win" I call them burgers of fail and disappointment, those are like burgers for ladies, seriously 1/2lb of meat in your girly burger, does it also come with a vagina?

I give you my burger of win

https://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d112/pitslayer/IMAG0213.jpg

And yes that is a half pint glass, and that is 3.5kg of meat in a man's burger, none of this pussy ass 1/2lb of beef, that is what you girls would refer to as 7.7lbs of meat.

[The Artist]

Yeh but did you eat it all?

[pits]

Most of it, too many onions put me off in the first sitting, then made the bread go mank in the second sitting, only a tiny bit left after second sitting

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[The Artist]

hmmm. While I am impressed by the size of the thing. For actual tastiness/enjoyment I don't think it could ever win.

I think the ideal thing would be a burger the exact size that fills you up till you cannot eat any more. Made with the finest lean mince, cheese and whatever sauce/relish you like.

[Hetzer]

ooh!
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[whitedevil]

I was a bit peckish so i made a snack.

https://www.japanprobe.com/news/dekai-burger.jpg

[CaNsA]

You instantly fail for passing some-one else's work and achievement as your own.

[Ste]

No burger of win or other ultimate burger should contain vegetables that haven't been deep fried.

So remove that lettuce and deep fry it.

[CaNsA]

Does that mean the "The Ste" approves of the first burger in this post?

[Ste]

I say yes, full marks for un-healthiness but pits burger is much more inspirational for the size a burger of win should be.

I wonder how I could make the contents of my freezer into a single burger.

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[Hetzer]

[Anthony192]

Had a burger this evening at a restaurant. It was a 12oz steak burger, topped with cheese, 3 or so onion rings, BBQ sauce and mustard. And side of chips which I duly finished and then downed a pint to finish.

That was made of win all over.

I also had one that was called an Ultimate Stacker Burger. This was 2 8oz steak burgers, with cheese and onion rings layered in between. I got a certificate for eating that bad boy!
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[T0MMY]

What a coincidence...I just took a photo of a burger I made the other day and then this thread pops up.

I had no buns so designed it to fit slices of bread. It was a good inch think...

[Hetzer]

[CaNsA]