Bird Shat on my head

[Skudd]

and I don't feel lucky.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Poseidon]

Scruffy bint... I hope you kicked her out of bed!
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1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring)

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

A gaggle of geese virtually took out my Mini. One of the leaders started it then they all let go.
My estimation was a goose turd is about the same size as a cat turd.

Just imagine if 20 cats crapped on you. It beggers belief, it really does.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[WildGoose]

At one particular morning inspection at HMS Raleigh, I had a seagull empty the contents of it's arse directly onto me from the building above. Somehow missing the other 8 people stood around me at all points of the compass.

I then had to ask for permission to fall out, scrub all those clothes clean, including the non-washable rainproof jacket + beret, put them back on wet, and then double (you weren't permitted to walk when alone) across the whole base to catch up with the others who had gone on to training without me.

That was a shit morning. One day I will exact my revenge. I fucking hate seagulls, smug bastards.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[dragstaar]

^^ I'm assuming you like Wild Geese though? I hear that they're not as smug as seagulls

[kentpunkster]

A bird shat on me once... I packed her in right away!!!

[Poseidon]

[Dazbo666]

I got splattered by a couple of seagulls about a year ago. It got splattered across my shoulder and over the headlight unit on the Bandit
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[waffles]

When I used to live in Plymouth I was just getting in after going on a date with this guy I liked. We walked to my door when a seagull shat all over my head, scared the hell out of me and totally took the shine off a great evening.

Smug f**ker, I could hear it laughing at me.
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[pepperami]

[cornish]

seagulls are a nightmare down here and known locally as 'Fucking Shit-Hawks'.

I went to the local DIY place and asked for a way to keep them off my washing. . . . .guy offered me an air-rifle with a totally straight face
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[The999Kid]

[Parp]

Supposedly, if you cover bread with bicarbonate of soda and feed that to seagulls they will them explode due to the reaction with their stomach acid.

[cornish]

[Parp]

[cornish]

a SHIT load of chocolate. . . . .covered in bicarb!!!!
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[waffles]

[Fisty]

[Flip]

I saw a goose shit on a little girls head once. I nearly fuckin' died laughin'.

[WildGoose]

It's all lies.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Steve H]

[Chinaboy]

I had a dream about a woman pissing over me last night while I was sat having a shit ..... cant find that in my dream book..... what the fuck does it mean ??

[Steve H]

[Chinaboy]

[The Disapproving Brit]