Bailiffs at the house.

[SlimRick]

Just had a phone call from the missus saying the bailiffs are at the house loading our stuff into a van.
We had a council tax bill from the old house that we thought we'd settled up but I guess not.
She phoned the police, but they said it was a civil matter. I phoned them and insisted it was a criminal matter as they don't have the correct paperwork to come and seize our goods. Police finally say they will dispatch someone to go round as I'm over half an hour away.

Get off the phone with the police, get a text from the missus...."April Fool"

Mutha fucking bitch!!!!!!

[TimNorwich]

That's an extreme April fools prank
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[Dazbo666]

That's pretty baaad
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[oldpink]

possible fine for wasting police time, could be an expensive joke
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[Fawbish]

fuckin winner
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[Blackwolf]

Haha thats awsome!



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[keggyhander]

[oldpink]

[Raffles]

That was brilliant, SlimRick I have just copied the stunt with Mrs Raffles and she is not amused with me.
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[chris-red]

Your misses is cool.
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[lllN30lll]

lmfao

She would have gotten a pimp slap.

[Pete.]

Gotta hand it to her - it's a winner of an April Fools!
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[swampy]

I've given you some karma, please pass it on to your missus.
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[MattJ]

Flawless victory.

[Redoko]

Your missus proper back handed you.
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[Ditto]

I was meant to be taking my girlfriend to a wedding reception today so yesterday morning I text her saying;

"Ive just crashed the car!"

Hoping it would annoy her at the prospect of not getting a lift to the wedding.

Turns out she was worried sick all morning and kept having to leave work to try and phone me, which I couldn't answer cause I was at work myself, making her worry more until I could text her back at lunchtime.

Backfired somewhat.
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[Flip]

Brilliant.

Wasn't there a thread/prank here some years back about a fellow BCFers house burning down?

[GhostRider]

Your missus just prestiged.

Fan-foooking-tastic.

GhostRider
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